Gauge

A complete stupid person. He blocks out anything that he hears and asks stupid questions later on. Also a class clown and tends to talk to his friends.

"Gauge, I got an A+ on the test!"
"What? You got an anus on the bed?"

by TheSpy June 15, 2016

Gauge

hot

gauge is hot
yes

by G00se_guy_m0nkey_bumm January 12, 2023

Gauge

Gauge is the really sensitive guy but outgoing and fun. He’ll put a smile on your face when you having a bad day and make you laugh when your feeling down. Truly one of the best guys you could meet. He won’t go behind your back and he won’t ever lie to you.

Gauge is my Bestfriend and he’s amazing

by Your pseudonym ;) November 25, 2018

Gauge W

Gauge is a super sweet guy, he’s calm, kind and caring. He’s tall, strong, a bit chubby but he’s like a teddy bear. You could talk all day everyday and that mf will listen no matter what, he will give you everything you need to be happy, and he will go above and beyond for you. He always puts others first and almost never thinks about himself because he thinks he’s ‘selfish’ but hes the most selfless mf you will ever meet. If you ever meet a gauge, or if you’re the chosen one, have a gauge as your boyfriend, you better be happy because that will be the man you want to marry.

Girl 1: omg have you seen gauge w!? He’s so fine
Girl 2: ikr?? I’d be lucky to have him as my bf

by thatfroggoboiii December 17, 2022

gauge

Gauge is an athletic name given to those who never give up and fight for what they want and those they they love. Gauge will always stand up for his beliefs but will not shame those who don’t believe the same. A role model for all, strong, independent and respected by all who meet him. Loves his family above everything else. Gauge will never turn his back on his true friends but expect some the same in return.

A strong-minded, athletic role model.

If I could be anyone else in the world, I would be Gauge. He is so thoughtful and strong!

by Bright eyes February 5, 2018

Angel Whisper Gauge

A very small or small -medium size lighter and shiny piercing with vibrating feel pending for 2025 and for nipples to male or female. Need to put on your bucket list with if your getting anything this is the one Prince Albert 2025 edition not the one through the man hole a Non - one through the hole 🧿and Jacobs ladder piercings edition for those considering having them done. The hottest thing ever !! 🔮🍯🍦🦚📜🧿📚🥥🌹👣🌍🍉💰🍑👄🫦

Angel Whisper Gauge

by Abundance Love January 12, 2025

Gauge

A loving, beautiful person who thinks they aren't strong, or too ugly but is actually super strong and NOT ugly! Will care for you and love you very much.

"Is that Gauge?"

"Yeah! He is so handsome. Why does he always look down on himself though."

by Anth0nylovefreddy December 30, 2021