by My pseudonym not yours May 14, 2018
Get the Icebergmug. The Iceberg is, without a fraction of a doubt, the most powerful physical attack ever produced by any living creature to grace the surface of the Earth. This move has yet to even be mastered by anybody in the last 15 millenia. The only known record of the move dates back to 65 million years ago during the cretaceous period, creating the explosion that is widely known for bringing about the end of the dinosaurs.
The move begins with a world-shaking holler, the first signal that imminent doom is approaching. The user then leaps into the air and pounces onto the opponent, flipping them over their head and onto the ground face first. Once the user recovers onto their feet, they will unleash the final part of the devastating attack on the enemy, who is on the ground on all fours in agonizing pain. The user will channel turn around and sprint from 0-to-200 mph towards the downed enemy, winding their right foot back for a kick. Then you will harness the strength of Mother Earth herself, and deliver a kick with the mass of a thousand suns directly to the enemy's testicles. The impact will be so grand, so powerful, so absolutely catastrophic that the light produced when your foot makes contact with their balls will act as a 600-meter radius flashbang. The kick will split every atom in the ball-sack simultaneously, effectively creating a "Tsar Bomba"-tier explosion. Using this move should only be used as the final effort, the last stand, as it will surely bring about the end of days.
The move begins with a world-shaking holler, the first signal that imminent doom is approaching. The user then leaps into the air and pounces onto the opponent, flipping them over their head and onto the ground face first. Once the user recovers onto their feet, they will unleash the final part of the devastating attack on the enemy, who is on the ground on all fours in agonizing pain. The user will channel turn around and sprint from 0-to-200 mph towards the downed enemy, winding their right foot back for a kick. Then you will harness the strength of Mother Earth herself, and deliver a kick with the mass of a thousand suns directly to the enemy's testicles. The impact will be so grand, so powerful, so absolutely catastrophic that the light produced when your foot makes contact with their balls will act as a 600-meter radius flashbang. The kick will split every atom in the ball-sack simultaneously, effectively creating a "Tsar Bomba"-tier explosion. Using this move should only be used as the final effort, the last stand, as it will surely bring about the end of days.
Eric: "Wanna hear a joke bro?"
Jon: "Yeah, your momma, got 'em!"
Eric: *does The Iceberg on Jon*
Everything on Earth: *fucking dies*
Jon: "Yeah, your momma, got 'em!"
Eric: *does The Iceberg on Jon*
Everything on Earth: *fucking dies*
by DiningEtiquette November 24, 2020
Get the The Icebergmug. When all her profile pictures are taken from up and to the right. Pictures are all taken from shoulders up.
What happened to that girl you met online ?
Turns out her I was looking at an iceberg profile pic the entire time, she almost broke the axle in my truck.
Turns out her I was looking at an iceberg profile pic the entire time, she almost broke the axle in my truck.
by trugentlemen670 November 28, 2017
Get the iceberg profile picmug. by Trexdadctyl November 9, 2022
Get the Tip of the icebergmug. A too cute zillenial girl with an angelic face, a ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.
I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim at six for a fix of visual insubordination.
by Mr. Wu December 14, 2024
Get the Iceberg Simmug. A chuck of ice found in nature, or in some horrific cases, a huge mound of poo. However, it's also made it into the current tweens vocabulary as a mystical adjective to perpetuate their ultimate wisdom on social media about something they saw in current pop culture, their RSS feed, or that they read waiting in line while mom checks out at the grocery store. Otherwise known as a list.
The Jake Paul iceberg... EXPLAINED! The slenderman iceberg, explained! MUST SEE: The melting iceberg, iceberg.
by Jess G282 October 3, 2021
Get the Icebergmug. When you shit a long turd out that goes down the toilet bowl, but is still long enough to protrude out of the water.
by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011
Get the Icebergmug.