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Iceberg Sim

A too cute zillenial girl with an angelic face, a ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.
I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim at six for a fix of visual insubordination.
by Mr. Wu December 14, 2024
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Iceberg Sim

A too cute zillenial girl with an angelic face, ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.
I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim in the alley at six for a fix of visual insubordination.
by Mr. Wu December 15, 2024
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Iceberg Sim

A far too cute zillenial girl with disarming angelic grace, ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, pocket book genius vibe, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.
I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim in the alley at six for a fix of visual insubordination.
by Mr. Wu December 15, 2024
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Iceberg

An iceberg A term in online dating describing the tactic where women post only chest-up photos to appear more attractive than they are. While they might look like a solid 6 from the chest up, the hidden reality below often reveals a pear-shaped catastrophe of cellulite and disappointment. This phenomenon is named after icebergs, where the majority of the mass—and in this case, the unpleasant surprise—lies unseen below the surface.
"I matched with someone online, but when we met in person, she turned out to be a total Iceberg—her profile photos only showed her from the chest up, and the reality was not what I expected."

"Be careful when swiping right; you might encounter an Iceberg, where the profile pics only show the tip of the situation."

"My friend warned me about the Iceberg effect in online dating—people can look entirely different when you see the full picture."

"It's frustrating when someone pulls an Iceberg; it's like they're hiding half of the story."
by allakazah__ July 29, 2024
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Iceberg Right Ahead!

A silly phrase shouted by a Titanic lookout when an iceberg was spotted
Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia
by Marker000 August 7, 2024
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Iceberging

When a gentleman who is naked in a pool floats upwards and his erect penis breaks the surface.
"What's that sticking out of the water by Noah?"
"Oh, he's just iceberging."
by ThatEffer February 21, 2024
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Irish Iceberg

Vanilla Ice Cream and Guinness Float. Invented at Cadet Officer School - Maxwell AFB, Alabama by Maj MB, LtCol OF, and Maj JK. This beverage was created amidst the gathering of colleagues and educators, pilots and businessmen/women and minds of leadership development.
We ran out of Root Beer for a Root Beer Float…I guess I could just make an Irish Iceberg to drown my frustrations.
by JonnyKay June 14, 2022
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