I'll ski on your lunch if I want 

Used as an expression of defiance.

Popularized by the viral video clip 'His Name Is James Bond', which features amusing lyrics detailing the ways in which the titular secret agent is an asshole who basically does what he wants without caring about the consequences.

The lyric runs: "Because I'm suave you can suck it, I'll ski on your lunch if I want/take a walk on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant."

MAN 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing coming out of that bathroom with my wife??

MAN 2: I'll ski on your lunch if I want.

I'll ski on your lunch if I want by JetBlackEvil February 4, 2012

I want to get stuck up your butthole 

This means you like someone. Duh.

Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.

I want to get stuck up your butthole by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020

I want to put some dirt in your eye 

peter park wants to put some dirt in your eye.
The only reason why he wants to put dirt in your eye is because there needs to be a spiderman 4.

Bob- I gonna reboot Spiderman
Peter park- I want to put some dirt in your eye.

I want to put some dirt in your eye by Thatgaiguy October 1, 2020

i can take your man if i want to 

The art of taking someone’s male partner and making them your own partner. ( mostly used by attractive girls)

I can take your man if I want to. But lucky for you I don’t want to.

i can take your man if i want to by Definition giver February 15, 2020

I want to French dip your noodle 

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

I want to French dip your noodle by Shutupand August 23, 2016

IwantYourDickInMeStare

When a girl stares at you while either biting her lip or wants you to come over and rip her clothes off. It only occurs when they see someone very attractive.

That girl over here is giving me that IwantYourDickInMeStare!

IwantYourDickInMeStare by E-rexxx January 8, 2011

iwantyouall 

cool, kennst du vayne

Iwantyouall :''who's vayne?''

iwantyouall by TheRealVayne February 2, 2021