Heavy metal Queen
Heavy metal Queen by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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Heavy Metal Jesus
-Yahoo Answers R&S resident.
-To live in ones parent's basement. To be a big fan of OMG EPIC power metal, hence the obnoxious name. To have maybe two or three friends irl, at most, but that is expected considering you get wood while staring at your Manowar poster.
-To suffer from unwarranted self importance. Ironically, when the real Heavy Metal Jesus sees this definition, it will most likely inflate his ego and without a doubt inflate his little solider as Manowar has now been mentioned twice. OMG EPIC POSING. To really get a Heavy Metal Jesus tingling, throw in a little DragonFarce with a pinch of Iced Earth.
- To be a \m/TRU METAL!!!!!\m/ virgin. SRSLY, Heavy Metal Jesus is a self admitted virgin. He'd be a mot more badassed if he listened to Mercyful Fate, but alas, he is a purist, power metal virgin and is intent on remaining that way. Silly Heavy Metal Jesus, virginity is for idiotic straight edgers.
-To live in ones parent's basement. To be a big fan of OMG EPIC power metal, hence the obnoxious name. To have maybe two or three friends irl, at most, but that is expected considering you get wood while staring at your Manowar poster.
-To suffer from unwarranted self importance. Ironically, when the real Heavy Metal Jesus sees this definition, it will most likely inflate his ego and without a doubt inflate his little solider as Manowar has now been mentioned twice. OMG EPIC POSING. To really get a Heavy Metal Jesus tingling, throw in a little DragonFarce with a pinch of Iced Earth.
- To be a \m/TRU METAL!!!!!\m/ virgin. SRSLY, Heavy Metal Jesus is a self admitted virgin. He'd be a mot more badassed if he listened to Mercyful Fate, but alas, he is a purist, power metal virgin and is intent on remaining that way. Silly Heavy Metal Jesus, virginity is for idiotic straight edgers.
Heavy Metal Jesus by umaekmaehornie November 10, 2010
heavy metal kid
heavy metal kid by goth sucks,lol April 13, 2006
Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss
A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".
Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss by Billy Delashmutt July 23, 2008
Heavy metal death
Heavy metal death by Deep blue 2012 October 29, 2009
Heavy Metal Butterfly
A term of endearment used by hick felons with penis envy for their slutty rebound skanks that suffer from low self esteem and Bi-polor disorder.
Girl #1. "So I heard Brandon is cheating on his wife again!"
Girl #2. "With who?"
Girl #1. "With some heavy metal butterfly he met in an Exxon bathroom while selling crack."
Girl #2. "With who?"
Girl #1. "With some heavy metal butterfly he met in an Exxon bathroom while selling crack."
Heavy Metal Butterfly by Pochino August 14, 2008
Heavy metal anarchy
A type of music that is a mixture of heavy metal and anarchy rock. It has the sounds of heavy metal and the antigovernment lyrics of anarchy rock.
Heavy metal anarchy by Deep blue 2012 November 10, 2009