chasing the grave

Performing dangerous stunts or getting into accidents or near-accidents with or without getting hurt, but you don’t die even though you should. accidents, trauma, stunts, crash, wreck, emergency, broken bones, road rash, scorpioned, crushed, break, car crash, speed, skateboard, surgery, suture, arm cast, leg cast, neck brace, helmet

That guy just ran across the street and got clipped by a car. He was 2 inches from getting hit. He was chasing the grave.

by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017

grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable

guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!

by bambo15 April 21, 2017

grave out

To come with your crew to kill or be killed

My n*ggas we gone grave out tonight

by Omega_College_Dog December 8, 2019

grave jumper

A person or animal that steals your seat as soon as you leave it.

That cat is a total grave jumper.

by LizardQueen. April 12, 2020

Grade-grave

The result of a student carelessly receiving a zero on an assignment in the early stages of a school year, earning an F overall F. The student then is forced to spend the rest of the term digging themselves out of the "grade-grave" into the shining and glorious sun of an A-. Symptoms of grade-grave include raging parents, a heart attack in the 6-week report card, and constant sleepless nights spent calculating the various difficult paths to grade resurrection.

Guy 1: Bro, Mr. T's Spanish class is so easy, I like half-ass the homework every night! Wanna go out to the movies tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man I can't, gotta grind on that 1 paragraph assignment tonight.
Guy 1: That crap? Took me like fifty seconds!
Guy 2: Yeah, well I'm working my way out of a grade-grave.
Guy 1: Bro, that sucks!

by PicoStar September 3, 2012

Jacob graves

A fat ass who thinks he is Batman but he is tentacles2766

Jacob graves

by I am the Batman July 25, 2023

this is mah grave

During Hunter's (The Golden Guard) mental breakdown down in The Owl House, Eclipse Lake (S2EP9) he dug his own grave due to failing another mission for his abusive uncle because he'd rather be dead than go back empty handed.
Please take this child to therapy he's only 16. Owl House viewers, you know what I'm talking about. Non-Owl House viewers, check the show out I completely recommend

Hunter: Since I failed my last mission I thought "Hey! A chance to make up for it!" But I can't go back empty handed! HAHAHAHAHA! Not again. Long story short, this is mah grave. What me to make you one too?

by itsnotmagic_itsalchemy November 25, 2021