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good morning & god bless 

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!
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Good morning and God bless 

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.
The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!

Good morning god bless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila

Good Morning God Bless 

Term coined by h3h3productions, defined by taking your morning shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.
Hila: What’s taking you so long, Ethan?
Ethan: Good Morning God Bless, Hila, it’ll be at least 20 more minutes.

Good Morning and God bless 

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast while on the toilet.
I need a good morning and God bless to make me feel better

good morning god bless 

When you eat breakfast, drink coffee and shit at the same time.
"What's taking so long"
"It's a good morning god bless"
"Alright take as much time as you want"

good morning and god bless 

The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.
"Ethan, i need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning and god bless."