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gauge theory

In physics, a gauge theory describes the dynamics of a system by introducing more variables than are actually necessary to describe the system. For a gauge theory, there’s no “right number” of variables, so you’re stuck either being too vague or a bit redundant… Or you’re stuck with a non-local theory, which shivers my timbers.
“Why do Eminem and Sean Combs have like 5 different stage names each?”

“Yo, that’s because MCs operate in a non-Abelian gauge theory!”

“Seriously?”

“For sure. That’s why you don’t want to cross them. They always remember.”
by thejacksonjive January 5, 2020
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gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it
Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.
by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016
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Gauge

a mean person with no life, friends, or girlfriends, also a person who hates to lose and is a tryhard and pleb in fortnite with no skins.
gauge: a sad, sad man
by Gauge R. April 16, 2019
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the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
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Bacon Gauge

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon
Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.
by EL0C June 1, 2013
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gauge

Gauge is an athletic name given to those who never give up and fight for what they want and those they they love. Gauge will always stand up for his beliefs but will not shame those who don’t believe the same. A role model for all, strong, independent and respected by all who meet him. Loves his family above everything else. Gauge will never turn his back on his true friends but expect some the same in return.

A strong-minded, athletic role model.
If I could be anyone else in the world, I would be Gauge. He is so thoughtful and strong!
by Bright eyes February 5, 2018
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Angel Whisper Gauge

A very small or small -medium size lighter and shiny piercing with vibrating feel pending for 2025 and for nipples to male or female. Need to put on your bucket list with if your getting anything this is the one Prince Albert 2025 edition not the one through the man hole a Non - one through the hole 🧿and Jacobs ladder piercings edition for those considering having them done. The hottest thing ever !! 🔮🍯🍦🦚📜🧿📚🥥🌹👣🌍🍉💰🍑👄🫦
by Abundance Love January 12, 2025
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