Garrett 

A cheeki fookin coon

"He just told me to shove a massive Bambi splinter in my urethra, fucking Garretts"

Garrett by A Fucking Cunt December 9, 2016

Garrett 

Knows every word to every Marshall mathers song ever! Always sleepy! Goes by the name “slim toofpick”.
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males

“Wow look at that dude I bet he likes black dick, what a Garrett”

Garrett by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018

Garrett 

A garret is a guy that knows every word to every Marshall mathers song, goes by name “slim toothpick”. Like long walks in the park, smelling farts and black guys.

Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day

“Wow that guy looks like such a garrett”

Garrett by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018

Garrett 

An annoyingly sweet boy who will suck your dick for free but will also love you with all of his heart and a smile that is contagious and a laugh that will have you laughing along and some eyes that could kill you

He is such a faggot but that's Garrett

Garrett by Tgwysuwghfjxiw January 9, 2019

Garrett 

has gonnoreah bad... but loves his danny devito

danny devito: ur hot but u have reah
Garrett: shit my bad

Garrett by dannydevitolover February 16, 2019

Garrett 

The kid who has a crush on a girl and shows it by pulling on her ponytail in class.

Garrett decided to go on a bike ride.

Garrett by abcde4568 April 9, 2019

Garrett 

A homosexual person who likes people named anna. Garretts tend to wear speedos and have extremely small eyes.

Girl 1: Look, it's Garrett.
Girl 2: Ew, he needs to stop wearing speedos.
Girl 1: I wonder if he can see us right now because of his small eyes.

Garrett by homomouse123 April 20, 2019