when a man lathers peanut butter ALL over his testicles, then encourages his two dogs to lick and nibble the peanut butter until he is completely satisfied.
Dude 1: hey, got any crazy good tricks up yo sleeve fo mb?
Dude 2: yeah try the garrett! it had me enjoyin my whole night!
by rachizzle137 January 29, 2010
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Normally a shy guy. Makes the best boyfriend/husband he is protective, caring, loving, everything and more that a girl could ever want in a boyfriend/husband. Origin-English
Garrette is an amazing boyfriend, you can tell that he loves her so much.
by MSM&GAM12514 September 30, 2014
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such a fag bag n a fucking loser has such a gorgeous girlfriend who is thick as fuck how he got her? we dont know
wow garretts gf is hot
by urmom905 December 8, 2019
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The act of thinking of having a sex change
I may have a garrett
by tlnh123 June 15, 2013
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The type of guy nobody likes but always wants to be around. There's said to be a small number of people with the name "Garrett" spelled like this.
"I hung out with a Garrette today, so lame"
by Lil..Faggot June 11, 2020
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A 15-year-old, Los Angeles-based blogger, brand ambassador, digital creator, and influencer; who is considered to be a major Los Angeles sensation! His full name is Garrett Andrew Weinzierl, but is well known as "Garrett Andrew". Some say he resulted in a major turning point in the influencing era of the 21st century. His major success was started on Instagram. His success was led by Hollywood Superstar: Marilyn Manson.

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Bob: "did you hear about what went down in the Fashion District last night?"
Steve "Yeah! I watched the news. Garrett Andrew described the differences he was striving to make in the creation of a new era."
by ANTISOCIALISTKING1 April 26, 2021
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