Gaenda

In Indian it means an hippopotamus

Usually used as slang to call fat kids

Ayyy look at that gaenda hamza he can eat the bloody Eiffel Tower

by DevG27 April 26, 2019

Gandalf's Hair Dye

When an old man with a very long grey beard braids his beard into braids and proceeds to shove the braided beard into a woman's asshole, leaves it in there for a few hours, and pulls it out, leaving his beard brown rather than grey.

Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished

by VirgilVanDijk4 May 4, 2020

GenAi

A surreal Discord bot that would read your messages using Markov chain and then make messages from them. Often felt psychic and so based that you genuinely wondered if it was really a bot. It quoted from people's About Me sections, magically generated surreal statements, and amazingly added to discord conversations.

Thanks to the nature of Discord, some of the users fed it some very suspicious things, getting it deleted on June 10th, 2022. The bot owner then got a bad Discord support experience. Luckily, he was able to start it up again with a new account. Here born anew is the reincarnation of the single most based bot to ever bless Discord with such a remarkably wonderful presence.

F: Did you hear that the GenAi owner is starting it up on a new account?
K: Oh my god, that was one of the most fun bots ever.
F: Yeah, I'm excited to see what messages it'll generate this time.

by Rekunan September 22, 2022

mind gandalf

very long hair

i have luscious mind gandalf

by Foor251 February 23, 2021

gendar

The ability to distinguish the gender of other individuals, especially when the individual is trans in some way. Similar to gaydar, but this applies to gender performance, not sexuality.

Jimmy's got such bad gendar, he thought that that woman was a man.

by Poupard November 26, 2007

a Gandalf

A Gandalf is the act of an old man tickling someones balls with his long old grey beard.

'My balls are itching'

'why don't you go and ask that old todger over there to give you a Gandalf'

by Felixg123 September 26, 2009

Gandalf

1. A wizard from J.R.R. Tolkien's magnificent legendarium.

2. A pipe (used for tobacco or marijuana, but usually marijuana) which is shaped like the pipe that Gandalf smokes out of in Peter Jackson's film adaptation of The Lord of the Rings.

This type of pipe has a normal, rounded bowl attached to a very long, thin stem.

When smoked, the bowl is held in front of the torso, somewhere between the nipples and the bellybutton, depending on the length of the stem. Longer stems are more desirable.

1. Gandalf is smoking some pipe-weed.

2. I am using a Gandalf to smoke some pipe-weed of my own.

by brifranc1421419 June 10, 2010