An excuse given by parents and or banking institutions and or individuals not to give and or hand over funds due to insufficient funds errors and or to the go get a job salary referral phrases. Usually with reference to a source and or no source where if there is a source needs to be linked and legal and if not the bank and or financial institutions and or individuals will keep returning apologies and or insufficient funds errors and or thanks for trying responses. In rare cases its used as a allowance of investment into specific industries and or individuals like presidents and or bank ceos and or private equity and or funds raising, high net worth and or super wealthy people however rarely hits earth in observable and or useful ways which positively contribute to society other than a forest of new trees and or dramatic visuals of something man made mega structures that crowds of people use and pay fees for otherwise new buildings or some special technology but I cannot say I have seen much modern applications in person. Its mostly online visuals and then some urbanization. Like skyscrapers, trains, computers, electronics, roads and some other applications. Usually and or mostly owned by other people and or industries and more noticeably most recently covered in pay walls and requirements. Also dam walls and bridges or telephone towers.
You have insufficient funds, but the bank is working says everyone except the receiver of the insufficient funds or the sender of the insufficient funds, yours truly. You only, or I only have insufficient funds because I don't have a job say parents. Even if I download the jobs and try and setup the systems to pay myself a salary unless the salary is available and works unless I pay the various lawyer and bank fees from the funds I haven't received yet. I will not receive funds and will keep receiving insufficient funds errors and poor people responses until I single out a rich person and force them to fix the bank which is borderline illegal and shouldn't even have to be done even with law enforcement and a case number and a solicitor which is so extreme for a conservative person to have to do and is also borderline mad said no one ever.
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023
Get the Fundsmug. Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.
Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.
by QuacksO May 7, 2018
Get the hedge fundmug. (From the National Football League's penalty for 'excessive celebration') Said of a website that either requires you to remember yet another password or is loaded with so much advertising and pop-ups, yet has content that might be useful to you, as to be unusable. A website that doesn't pull its load.
User goes to interesting-looking site, gets bombarded with pop up ads only to find that you need to create a log-in to get the content.
Referree says: "Excessive funding...10 yard penalty..."
Referree says: "Excessive funding...10 yard penalty..."
by Braveheart The Brat-Free May 24, 2014
Get the excessive fundingmug. A system by which the government guarantees all employed persons in the entire nation will get a certain percentage of their income by the time they retire.
This system has been fairly functional up until recently, with current demographic shifts making most current models unsustainable unless states increase the age at which a person may collect their pension.
This has effectively made most of these systems into a literal political time-bomb in the countries in which they have been implemented because the taxes that must be levied against individuals and the companies that employ them to pay for such funds has made it so that only the ultra wealthy or very well off can feasibly keep a private retirement fund, meaning that with every year the government increases the retirement age they are effectively forcing most of the population to work longer than they want to/are able to, which is shockingly very unpopular with voters.
This system has been fairly functional up until recently, with current demographic shifts making most current models unsustainable unless states increase the age at which a person may collect their pension.
This has effectively made most of these systems into a literal political time-bomb in the countries in which they have been implemented because the taxes that must be levied against individuals and the companies that employ them to pay for such funds has made it so that only the ultra wealthy or very well off can feasibly keep a private retirement fund, meaning that with every year the government increases the retirement age they are effectively forcing most of the population to work longer than they want to/are able to, which is shockingly very unpopular with voters.
Wealthy CEO: Oh boy I’m sure looking to retire at age 50 and leave my company to my son/daughter so they may do the same exact thing.
Average Employed Person: Damn it’s going to suck ass working until I’m 70 only to retire and have the National Pension Fund recipient age raised to 71
Average Employed Person: Damn it’s going to suck ass working until I’m 70 only to retire and have the National Pension Fund recipient age raised to 71
by Unquestionably Burdensome July 27, 2023
Get the National Pension Fundmug. by Traap dereck June 24, 2017
Get the trust fund ganstamug. by dimidium May 26, 2020
Get the funding chickenmug. What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place
Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.
by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021
Get the wedgie fundmug.