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The Fuckening

The event of which sexual intercourse takes place, also known as The Fuckening. However if that act of sexual intercourse is done more than once with a singular person, then it shall be marked as The Fuckening 2 and so on.
Me and that chick totally did The Fuckening 2 last night!
by Dismal556 November 23, 2021
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The Fuckening

When you have been on a dry spell for some time and you suddenly smash multiple women within a small timeframe.
Also: That time of the year when they gonna learn.
Hey, bro. What’s going on? Any plans for the weekend? THE FUCKENING. It begins!
by Papiriki December 6, 2024
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Fuckening

Megan

When you’re having a great day and she shows up
by Abcdef0098 May 22, 2023
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What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.
Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"
by MizzBean August 24, 2025
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fucken wobbly

British slang: To act insanely or be rash about a situation.
I almost had a fucken wobbly when the boss acted like a douche to everyone
by Rockidickens458 February 10, 2017
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Fucken Ducks

Fucken ducks a female or a woman that brings nothing to the table an has nothing to offer at all
Hey homie your Fucken ducks That girl has nothing to offer to you
by Fucken ducks July 19, 2020
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The Fuckening

The fuckening is the split second you realise you’re fucked. That slight moment of realisation you realise you’re fucked
Johnny got fucked in the ass, bum bum bummmmm…… he’d just experienced the fuckening
by Johnny sins 12 incher April 5, 2022
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