fucktard 

noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.

One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!

fucktard by James Wyatt April 10, 2006

fucktarded 

A stronger insult than 'retarded,' but a little less politically incorrect, and a tad more vulgar.

You remember the Virtual Boy? Yeah, that thing was fucktarded.

fucktarded by J. Sizzel December 22, 2004

fucktardasaurus rex

A person who is a complete and utter moron.

Wow, he is such a fucktardasaurus rex!

fucktardasaurus rex by klca April 26, 2014

Fucktardis 

A combination of the word fucktard, a particularly insulting form of retard and Tardis, the time travelling elevator of the British TV show Dr. Who

"Hey I pour water for my cereal-"

"Oh you fucktardis."

Fucktardis by Notinhandle22291 May 1, 2021

fucktarddouchebag

One who is both fucking retarded and a giant douche.

Damn, Max is such a fucktarddouchebag!

fucktarddouchebag by Jiggaman Make Dem Say UHHH! June 27, 2006

fucktarded 

1.A situation, person, or thing that is both fucked up and retarded simultaneously 2. combining the phrase "fucking retarded" into one word, similar to "fugly" combining the two-word phrase "fucking ugly"

Many song and movie remakes are critically acclaimed, while those who think contrary claim remakes are fucktarded.

You'd be surprised how many fucktarded by-laws there are in your province/city/district which were passed long ago when they were relavent to ongoing issues.

fucktarded by Nicholas M February 4, 2007

flagrant fucktard 

1. One who openly (and sometimes quite proudly) displays the most extreme atributes of a fucktard.
2. One who displays a subconscious obsession with attacking fucktards, but who infact is a fucktard.
3. One who does entirely retarded or fucked up things out of sheer lack of mental competence or inhibitions of speech.
4. Someone for whom commercially marketed and socially popular insults such as fag, douchebag, retard, etc. will not do justice to the extreme stupidity of their nature.

See: fucktard dumbass jackass douche bastard

Josh continues to both stalk and send creepy letters to Jennifer, even though she hates him and has filed a restraining order against him. What a flagrant fucktard.

flagrant fucktard by Chris Michael P. October 24, 2006