Food

The cure for boredom

Doctor: What seems to be the problem today?
Me:I'm bored.
Doctor: I see. I'm going to prescribe you food. Let's start you out with 2 pizzas with a big bag of chips.
Me: PERFECT!

by Mamawantsherfood April 6, 2017

Food

The sole source of my happiness. My reason to live. My reason to smile. I worship and adore you. You fill the empty void within my heart and heal all my woes. You bring meaning and joy into the monotone atmosphere I am surrounded by. Oh thank you ever so much. Thank you for everything!

Person 1: Food is life
Person 2: Agreed

by Poopydiaperbaby69 January 28, 2022

FOOD

n*gga why in the fuck do you need to look up the definition of food? YOU EAT IT!

I eat my own sh*t as food.

by strawberrymilq October 13, 2017

food

the actual love of my life frfr like y'all don't even understand. better than a relationship and friendship. food got yo back since day 1 sis.

me; food i love u
food;

by sup brudda August 6, 2019

food

It is an almighty object. Back in the ancient days, people used to worship food. There are even more people worshipping it now. It's weird and I'm tired. Help. I love food. I would love it more if mY MOM STARTED MAKING IT ABOUT NOW. I WANT MY DINNER, MOM.

GIVE ME MY FOOD, MOM.

by HOLA CHILD May 17, 2017

Food

A girlfriend/acquaintance/someone you fuck. Different types of girls can be compared to different types of food.

Man Robert is always stealing my food.

Yo i'm about to be out, gotta go play with some food.

I HADN'T TALKED TO THAT SHORTY IN A MINUTE , THAT WAS SOME TUPPERWARE FOOD.

by Makaveli B.I.G January 13, 2009

Food

A term used when there is nothing else to be said because of the stupidity of the phrase or sentence that just came out of the persons mouth.

Leah: wow i cant believe its hot this time of year in florida.

Jim: Thats food.

by westport18 March 24, 2011