Food

The cure for boredom

Doctor: What seems to be the problem today?
Me:I'm bored.
Doctor: I see. I'm going to prescribe you food. Let's start you out with 2 pizzas with a big bag of chips.
Me: PERFECT!

by Mamawantsherfood April 6, 2017

food

It is an almighty object. Back in the ancient days, people used to worship food. There are even more people worshipping it now. It's weird and I'm tired. Help. I love food. I would love it more if mY MOM STARTED MAKING IT ABOUT NOW. I WANT MY DINNER, MOM.

GIVE ME MY FOOD, MOM.

by HOLA CHILD May 17, 2017

FOOD

n*gga why in the fuck do you need to look up the definition of food? YOU EAT IT!

I eat my own sh*t as food.

by strawberrymilq October 13, 2017

food

food is something that you eat

wow that food looks delicious i’m going to go eat it!

by boomer1 October 5, 2020

Food

The best thing in the whole world

Usually all u need to get in a relationship

Guy: hey girl want to go eat sometime...on me

Girl: did u say food...MARRY ME

by Yaezze June 14, 2017

Food

A girlfriend/acquaintance/someone you fuck. Different types of girls can be compared to different types of food.

Man Robert is always stealing my food.

Yo i'm about to be out, gotta go play with some food.

I HADN'T TALKED TO THAT SHORTY IN A MINUTE , THAT WAS SOME TUPPERWARE FOOD.

by Makaveli B.I.G January 13, 2009

Food

The reason why we all exist.

Really good food: *Exists*
Hungry people: It's free real estate.

by Bruh when will I get my drink? January 25, 2019