the fuckening

The fuckening occurs when you had a feeling that something bad is going to happen, and it finally happens.

Oh dang it, the fuckening.

by fuckhead6987 June 22, 2022

What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.

Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

by MizzBean August 24, 2025

The Fuckening

When your life has been going a bit too nicely and everything crashes down ontop of you

I had a good life, then came the fuckening.

by Yesmanjames April 19, 2023

Fuckening

When you have that felling that everything is okay and then the fuckery begins

I had a feeling at the hotel that the fuckening was happening

by Justjeffro April 18, 2020

fucken obtuse

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Close minded.

You're so fucken obtuse!

by Helga77 April 17, 2017

Pre-Fuckening

To be in a state of imminent fuckery. In a state where it is know that someone or something is about to fuck up. The state that comes before the active state of "fucking up".

"Why is he putting his junk near the ceiling fan?"
"Call medical assistance, John is in a pre-fuckening state."

by Wytchery July 6, 2023

Fucken pajeeeeeeet!!!

What you yell at a Sikh walking on the sidewalk, preferably out the window of your pickup truck.

Me: *driving my pickup truck on a beautiful morning*
Sikh: *walking on sidewalk*
Me: "Fucken pajeeeeeeet!!!"

by ButtkissFireAGun May 30, 2025