Fms

Fuck me sideways, a term used when you have been wronged or fucked over on something that makes you mad!!

Chris: did you hear the meet was cancelled?
Jody: well fms I don’t have a ride home!!

by _madison.parks_ April 15, 2019

fm

Fake mexican

wow Ur such an fm

by chickenhead534 August 9, 2019

FMS

Free My Soul

My boyfriend cheated on me FMS

by Jadewithay October 28, 2017

FM

Fucking machine.
It's used in reference to a person who would you fuck repeatedly.

"Bro, that girl is such an FM, damn, wish I had a chance!"

by XanocoX March 18, 2018

fm radio and chill

The predecessor to Netflix and chill; also for hipsters who believe Netflix is too mainstream

Carley and Jon loved to Fm radio and chill.

by GiJon July 24, 2016

FM

FM's are a commonly used slang for fake money

Ayo don't mix your FM's with your other bread or you fuck up and get bagged.

by amirib February 3, 2017

Crow FM

British army term for issued amplivox ear defence.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.

“Sgt, can we play music while doing our kit?”

“Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM”

“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”

by Hexy TV November 5, 2019