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Failed Nerd

When someone tries to answer a question and gives a really nerdy answer but still gets it wrong
Teacher: What's the square root of 81

Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph

Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9

Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd
by Shadow4444 March 8, 2007
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False hope

False hope comes under depression and deep emotions, you hope that something will happen and the opposite does. You may trace your fingers along your skin and reach for a blade but nothing has ever cut deeper then believing in things that don’t happen, some days for people it could be depression or suicidal thoughts that get in the way of your dreams so they just become false hopes.
‘That’s a dream I have, but what’s the point I’m just gaining false hope.’
by Deaddreams_x January 27, 2019
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laissez faire

it is the policy of non-interference. it is generally used by countries while dealing with each other.
india agreed to sign the agreement if laissez faire will be provided in terms of democratic issues
by simple..... April 14, 2009
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Va te faire foutre

"Fuck you" or, more literally, "Go fuck yourself"

This is the correct conjugation of the verb 'aller' because this is an imperative sentence. The imperative form of 'aller' in the second person is 'va.' I had to clarify this because there is another definition on this site, where the author vehemently states that it is 'Vas te faire foutre' and that is pretty obviously incorrect (for anybody who got past the first week of French 101).
Tu n'es qu'un con...va te faire foutre, putain de connard!

fous le camp, fiche-moi la paix, va te faire enculer, tu me fais chier, je t'emmerde
by funkmunky December 30, 2006
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Renaissance Faire

A festival held to recreate the arts and history of the Renaissance. Generally held outside and on weekends faires offer all things Renaissance, and many things other. They usually happen during the reign of Queen Elizabeth I but time periods vary from 1300 to 1800. They are usually set in England, but many be different countries such as Scotland, France.

Faires offer lots of entertainment, from games to swordfighting and Shakespeare to comedy and magic.

Faires are also known for their costumes. Entertainers and Vendors are almost always dressed in costumes (called 'Garb') that are nearly historically accurate for their character. Many patrons dress in ‘period garb’ but there are also many costumes that are seen at all fairs, no matter how historically inaccurate. Pirates Fairies and Bellydancers are always present. Often, people dress as Fantasy characters, though some fairs do not encourage this. You find wizards, magicians, steampunk, lord of the rings, video game characters, and even occasional Klingons.

Renaissance Faires are also known for their handcrafted items on sale. A faire will have many booths with vendors selling everything from swords to jewelry to herbs to costumes.

Fairs are also known for their food and drink. Most faires will have various ales, meads, beers, and beverages, as well as common soda. They may have a few historically accurate specialty items(turkey leg), but most have general festival food. (hotdogs, hamburgers, potatoes, funnel cakes
I wish i could just live at a Renaissance Faire forever!
by Artemis201 January 4, 2012
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A Faisal Harriri

The state of being under the influence of alcohol; to the extent of vomiting and laying helplessly.
Person 1: "Yo, what you do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I pulled a FAISAL HARRIRI!!!"
Person 1: "WOW really? where? who took care of you?"
Person 2: "Id tell you if i knew ahahha."

Did you hear about Bob yesterday? He pulled a massive Faisal Harriri!!! What a legend.
by Faisal Harriri's roomate June 15, 2009
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Faison

A term used to describe intelligent, well-groomed males. Faison's are typically well-read, athletic, and good-natured.

Faison could also be used as a knick-name for a ladies man.
Jon: "Wow guys like that get all the luck"

Doe: "Yea, thats a Faison for ya. Watch out 'cause he'll take your girl."
by NeverDUN September 22, 2010
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