Guy over 35 that's been on Tinder or other dating apps for 5 years straight. Mostly balding wannabe fboys looking for young girls to manipulate.
Girl 1: I keep seeing this same Tinder elder on all of the dating sites.
Girl 2: Oh yeah that Tinder elder keeps creeping out my 23 year old college roommate by sending her likes.
Girl 3: Bruh he's pervy & looks old enough to be her dad with that hairline.
Girl 2: Oh yeah that Tinder elder keeps creeping out my 23 year old college roommate by sending her likes.
Girl 3: Bruh he's pervy & looks old enough to be her dad with that hairline.
When an older person refuses advice from a younger individual, and they inevitably fail because of it.
Clint had ELDER EGO when he refused my advice while moving. And we couldn’t fit everything into the moving van.
by MRHOLLEN September 04, 2019
A young male/female who possesses little to no friends and slays nothing. Not even an spider if it found it in its bath.
Elder booby is a mess!
by Kyslyskusgshbdfmu October 15, 2017
The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
by Jamesbrit September 03, 2023
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by 3lliehall November 18, 2019