Process Analysis Essay

An essay existing solely to torture students. A process analysis essay is an essay from Hell that sucks away the souls of its victims. The only possible outcome of writing a process analysis essay is death.

Tom's teacher told the class to write a process analysis essay. Tom killed himself.

by Sofer November 1, 2010

Repeto Sermo Essay

When given an essay test with a minimum number of words you repeat a word for a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really long time throughout the essay in order to pass the test

I didn’t know what to write so I pulled a repeto sermo essay

by The Ferg Miester November 29, 2018

Schrödinger's Essay

An essay is both due and not due until you check.

Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."

by drkrupp December 17, 2020

Yee Yee Essay

A text that is at least 300 words that criticizes the behavior of someone else

I just got this long ass text from my ex telling me everything I did wrong, it's one hell of a Yee Yee Essay.

by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 2, 2024

Eshay

Usually white skinny males who like to think they are " Roadmen" or "Gangsters".
Usually walk around in polo shirts or puffer jackets, baggy shorts or tracksuit pants, Nike TNs or ankther type of air force shoe and usually wear brands such as Nautica, Ralph Lauren, Nike, Tommy Hilfiger, Adidas etc. Usually poor as fuck and waste there center link payment on weed or pingas.

Eshay 1 - Oi lad i stopped some cunt out down the train station yesterday

Eshay 2 - oh nooo shit braa! Ya roll him

Eshay 1 - oh yea braa of course, i swear i was like 1 second away from shanking him

Eshay 2 - Fuck lad! If u was there i would of done it braa then went and ripped a few cones out me Gatorade bottle

'Islander walks around corner'

Eshay 1 - .....

Eshay 2 - .....

Islander walks away

Eshay 1 - Fuck cunt i was legit about to shank that dog bra

Eshay 2 - Yea braa same bro

by Oder the Ogar May 4, 2020

eshay

Australian adolescents/young adults who think that they are top shit, always buying expensive shoes and clothes with their centrelink payouts. They are always buying drugs and stealing from people to support buying drugs when their pay runs out. The last few days of the week before check day are hard for an eshay because they have already spent all their centrelink on shoes and drugs.

never engages with normal society and always hang out in groups with other eshays.

9/10 eshays smoke durries (cigarettes)
10/10 eshay smokers will smoke bumpers (discarded cigarettes on the ground in public places) if they run out of durries or weed.

mate 1: oi brah here comes Jayson...

mate 2: fucking eshay, don't talk to him, he'll probably want to sell you drugs

by DefineThisNigga September 2, 2017

Essynce

The most kindness and beautiful girl u will even me she is a person you can talk to and will always be there for u and has a lit sprit but will treat people how the treat her . And she is fine asf and all the boys want her

Man, Essynce is the finest girl ever and she deserves a gentleman

by Unknown names May 18, 2018