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Emerald tablets of thoth

Sounds and awful lot like my thing don't it?
Hym "So it was forged. The emerald tablets of thoth. The gnostic gospels. All espoused by people who have said 'Oh yeah no totally Christianity has some good stuff in it and is totally not an incest cult filled with solipsistic retards.' But it sounds an awful lot like my thing. Additionally. No. Your religion is in no way redeemable. No there is no absence of religion void that forms without religion. No it didn't do all of the good things in society. Bad. Religion bad. Charlatan bad."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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Emerald Blumpkin

When you're smoking pot on the toilet, cough hard and blow out a huge deuce.
I had a wicked Emerald Blumpkin smoking that Incredible Hulk on the can this morning.
by cockadoodledont February 9, 2019
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Emerald Cart

Tackles everyone, loves a white girl, plays sports (especially lacrosse), Indian, and a protector
by B Wang March 10, 2022
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Listen, Emerald

a)When you're tired and some bitch keeps asking you to spill the "t" on a friend
b) things you say when you tired of stupid questions and you got red hair
c) protecting your gay friend's business
Listen, Emerald. I think what you're getting at here is the question if men, parents, ...Jen Psaki
by Biltrav November 2, 2021
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emerald splash

the act of spraying your cum on a girls face so it cannot be blocked or in this case "deflected
person 1: hey man do see jessica over there?
person 2: yeah i gave her the emerald splash last night
person 1: saaaame bro
by missileclick June 3, 2021
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Emerald Heist

Referring to a major robbery executed to obtain an expensive emerald gem.
Wildcard: “Those idiots really wanted that emerald… really explains the whole emerald heist that happened…”
by Doctor Edward December 9, 2023
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Emerald

emerald is an outgoing kind and overall fantastic gem. Emeralds are hard to find but when you find one it is hard to stay apart from them. Emeralds have top-notch social skills and are the best to talk to in your worst times. Emeralds help you in those tough times and support you in everything possible.
Ohh emerald!
by ETL2 July 17, 2022
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