I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.
by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019
When the woman hasn't showered for a month and her anus becomes krusty, then you gape it and look into it like a telescope on a pirate ship.
by FlyingPussi December 14, 2018
When you shove a lit blunt up your rear sphincter allowing it to fill it with marijuana smoke, then force out a weed dutch oven, therefore creating a hotbox in the sheets.
by CowFucker97 April 21, 2017
The art of watching someone give or receive a dutch rudder, usually due to your lack of having arms; like Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
Man Chuck Norris ripped off my arms because I asked him for a Dutch Rudder now I have to enjoy armless dutchman.
by KennBo September 10, 2011