Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.
That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.
by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019
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Krusty Dutchman

When the woman hasn't showered for a month and her anus becomes krusty, then you gape it and look into it like a telescope on a pirate ship.
That girl freaks, I'd love to give her a krusty dutchman!
by FlyingPussi December 14, 2018
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Hot Dutchman

When you shove a lit blunt up your rear sphincter allowing it to fill it with marijuana smoke, then force out a weed dutch oven, therefore creating a hotbox in the sheets.
Dude 4/20 was lit fam. I gave my girl a Hot Dutchman. Our eyes were so red.
by CowFucker97 April 21, 2017
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armless dutchman

The art of watching someone give or receive a dutch rudder, usually due to your lack of having arms; like Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
Man Chuck Norris ripped off my arms because I asked him for a Dutch Rudder now I have to enjoy armless dutchman.
by KennBo September 10, 2011
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