corner disease

Corner disease is a disease where you Ejaculate before touching it. It’s a very rare disease. Only 1 in a million have it. The first person to be diagnosed with corner disease was karrar angelov.

Hi karrar what are you doing?

Karrar: I’m having a corner disease attack.

by tedz123 August 17, 2020

Moopuns disease

The extreme displeasure and disscontempt caused by being around someone who suffers from Moopins disease.
See also: Moopins disease

Dr: You have Moopuns disease
Guy: Is it the same as Moopins disease?
Dr: No, Moopuns is the hatred of being around someone suffering from Moopins disease. You simply can’t tolerate them.

by shelbsy April 14, 2021

Snarkinson's Disease

A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.

Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.

by The Devil's Gazette December 3, 2009

convenient sickness disease

It's what you get when you pretend to be sick, but aren't.

"Hey honey, want to see the new Twilight movie?"
"I'd love to, honey, but *cough* I can't. *cough* *cough* I'm really sick."
"Really? Sick with what?"
"Convenient sickness disease."
*SLAP*

by TubbyCustard August 13, 2010

Skull Trooper Disease

A disease where your balls turn purple, your nuts turn into V-Bucks, it's insane

My boy Crispy was diagnosed with Skull Trooper Disease.

by Crispy Concords May 30, 2023

Fieri's Disease

A rare ocular disorder where a second set of retinas grow on the lower rear section of the cranium. The extra retinas are extremely unsightly and sensitive to light so a pair of sunglasses, worn backwards on the head, are required in order to go outside. Other symptoms include spiky frosted hair and button-up shirts.

Guy Fieri first developed Fieri's disease when he got his own show on Food Network.

I wrote my med school dissertation on Fieri's disease in the Congo.

by ummmmm yeah? December 9, 2012

Crohn's Disease

Crohn's Disease is a chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines. The symptoms I have experienced: pain in my stomach that feels like stabbing, losing my appetite for weeks, constipation, and basically just constantly feeling like fuck. It's an awful disease, and I have had to go to the doctor ALL the fucking time. Besides the couple months the doctor put me on steroids to calm the inflammation, I have felt pain every single day at one point or another...

Bob: "JEEZ, your stomach sounds like Chewbaka! You must be hungry!"
Jane: "No, im actually not hungry, it's just my Crohn's Disease."

by 18withPain March 29, 2008