dominican mudslide

When youre doing anal in a bouncy house, pull out too fast, and all of the Dominican food previously consumed explodes right out. Much like the Dominican republic's mudslides.

After she ate chipotle we ended up in a Dominican mudslide and her neices birthday party.

by Masterbeaner October 7, 2016

Dominican flop

A rare modern hairstyle where the person's hair is short on the sides and long on the top. The hair on the top of the persons head is combed over to their desired side. Hair gel or other products may be used to get the desired "flop" to stay all day.

That large American's Dominican flop is blowing In the wind

by Send it January 6, 2017

Dominican married

When you've been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. While there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. Congratulations!

"Maria and Fulano are the cutest married couple ever!"
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."

by Kaybeejohari January 6, 2017

Dominican oil change

A reference to when one gives a no look reach around hand-job, after which cheap cigars are smoked.

We were stuck at a party and couldn’t find a closet, so I settled for a Dominican oil change.

by Pertplus111 October 18, 2020

Dominican Shoehorn

When you're having intercourse with a woman in a hammock and your dangus gets all twisted and caught up therefore having to pry it out with coconut skins.

Although I wasn't in the Dominican Republic, I sure did Dominican shoehorn the shit out of that cocktail waitress.

by Macdeez August 21, 2013

Short Dominican Woman

They scary AF bro... not kidding. They ready to beat yo ass the very MOMENT you step outta line.
And let me tell you from my experience, they don't give a FLYING FUCK act who you are, they dgaf act who yk, who's yo baby daddy/ momma, they DONT CARE IF YOUR THEIR KID, SHE'S ALWAYS READY TO THROW HANDS.

"Why is she so aggressive? I always see her hitting people"

"She's Dominican right?"

"Yea?"

"And she's short..."

"What's the point?"

"She's a short Dominican woman !!"

by too...bad March 1, 2023

Dominican Fish Oil

When a Man does not bathe for a single month and then takes his collection of smegma and cooks it down into a saucepan until it turns to an oil-like fluid.

"Waitor": Hey chef, table 4 thought there wasn't enough dressing on the salad...so they sent it back.

"Chef": Oh ok, well ill just add some Dominican fish oil and see how they like it.

by Lilac818Lavender December 12, 2020