A dick that is malformed or incorrectly functions during intercourse
by jajaja616 June 03, 2017
Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.
"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"
"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."
"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."
by Powderkegg August 15, 2008
The state which men enter when they are horny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. Inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)
This guy i met last week wont stop texting me.I should have never sent him that pic because he clearly has DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome now.
by NaughtybutProper September 11, 2012
when a girl needs a dick in her snatch, 24/7. it leads to many disappointed ex-boyfriends that still fuck the girl in question on the side even tho she is seeing his friend.
dude1: devin has needs a dick in her syndrom
dude2: what why do you say that man?
dude1: she's fucked 3 different guys this week, and dating that one dude still!
dude2: what why do you say that man?
dude1: she's fucked 3 different guys this week, and dating that one dude still!
by corruptedxxyouth February 24, 2009
On the 2nd of October, it will be the international day of giving African Americans with Down Syndrome, specifically males, oral sex.
by inteligentfellow September 19, 2021
A man that has a microscopic dick and attempts to compensate for it by having a huge ego, and/or acting intolerable.
It was clear that man had Shrimp Dick Syndrome, because he felt the need to insert his non-existent dominance in a place it wasn’t needed.
by _Jane_Doe_ January 10, 2024
girl #1: omg brady keeps asking me for nudes
girl #2: omg he's giving you borderline dick syndrome stop texing him
girl #1: I can't he's just so cute😍
girl #2: omg he's giving you borderline dick syndrome stop texing him
girl #1: I can't he's just so cute😍
by dildochick2054 September 02, 2019