down syndrome dick

A dick that is malformed or incorrectly functions during intercourse

"I had the worst sex ever! He had Down syndrome dick!"

by jajaja616 June 3, 2017

Dick in mouth syndrome

Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.

"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"

"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."

by Powderkegg October 10, 2008

DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome

The state which men enter when they are horny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. Inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)

This guy i met last week wont stop texting me.I should have never sent him that pic because he clearly has DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome now.

by NaughtybutProper September 10, 2012

needs a dick in her syndrom

when a girl needs a dick in her snatch, 24/7. it leads to many disappointed ex-boyfriends that still fuck the girl in question on the side even tho she is seeing his friend.

dude1: devin has needs a dick in her syndrom
dude2: what why do you say that man?
dude1: she's fucked 3 different guys this week, and dating that one dude still!

by corruptedxxyouth February 23, 2009

Suck a Nigga Dick With Down Syndrome Day

On the 2nd of October, it will be the international day of giving African Americans with Down Syndrome, specifically males, oral sex.

Bro, I had no idea it was suck a nigga dick with down syndrome day!

by inteligentfellow September 19, 2021

Dry Dick Syndrome

To be suffering from involuntary celibacy as a man. Usually the result of having been such a douche canoe that the women in the local area have submitted you and all your abuse to the local are we dating the same man chapter and now no woman with a brain in a 100 mile radius will have consensual sexual intercourse with you

Did you hear that Matt is suffering from Dry Dick Syndrome? After his last breakup went viral no woman wants to sleep with him. Its worse than having an STI!

by Aryabrynn June 21, 2025

borderline dick syndrome

borderline dick syndrome is when a guy drives you dick crazy. and all he does is ask for nudes

girl #1: omg brady keeps asking me for nudes
girl #2: omg he's giving you borderline dick syndrome stop texing him
girl #1: I can't he's just so cute😍

by dildochick2054 September 2, 2019