A dick that is malformed or incorrectly functions during intercourse
by jajaja616 June 3, 2017
Get the down syndrome dickmug. Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.
"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"
"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."
"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."
by Powderkegg October 10, 2008
Get the Dick in mouth syndromemug. The state which men enter when they are horny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. Inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)
This guy i met last week wont stop texting me.I should have never sent him that pic because he clearly has DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome now.
by NaughtybutProper September 10, 2012
Get the DHS-Dick In Hand Syndromemug. when a girl needs a dick in her snatch, 24/7. it leads to many disappointed ex-boyfriends that still fuck the girl in question on the side even tho she is seeing his friend.
dude1: devin has needs a dick in her syndrom
dude2: what why do you say that man?
dude1: she's fucked 3 different guys this week, and dating that one dude still!
dude2: what why do you say that man?
dude1: she's fucked 3 different guys this week, and dating that one dude still!
by corruptedxxyouth February 23, 2009
Get the needs a dick in her syndrommug. On the 2nd of October, it will be the international day of giving African Americans with Down Syndrome, specifically males, oral sex.
by inteligentfellow September 19, 2021
Get the Suck a Nigga Dick With Down Syndrome Daymug. To be suffering from involuntary celibacy as a man. Usually the result of having been such a douche canoe that the women in the local area have submitted you and all your abuse to the local are we dating the same man chapter and now no woman with a brain in a 100 mile radius will have consensual sexual intercourse with you
Did you hear that Matt is suffering from Dry Dick Syndrome? After his last breakup went viral no woman wants to sleep with him. Its worse than having an STI!
by Aryabrynn June 21, 2025
Get the Dry Dick Syndromemug. A condition suffered by Trump supporters, blind to facts, information and what is happening in the world.
Also known as Trump Dick sucking syndrome. The Conservative version of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Also known as Trump Dick sucking syndrome. The Conservative version of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Do you see how Trump supporters suffer from Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome, they can't unlatch from the thing no matter how many facts and receipts you hit them with
by Midwest Veteran March 3, 2025
Get the Trump Dick Sucking Syndromemug.