poop deli

it’s the poop deli

person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”

by ball.sucker February 20, 2024

Poop Deli

A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds

walks in poop deli

customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today

by Afedbd January 07, 2024

deli taco

A piece of hard salami with cream cheese and potato chips put on it, folded in half.

1: "What are you doing with those specific, questionable food items?"
2: "Making a deli taco."
1: "I'm calling the police."
2: ". . ."
1: ". . . make me one."

by gobbledegoofygoober October 20, 2020

Deli belch

A belch normally after eating delicatessen food. The combination of pastrami ,pickles and lox. Creates some foul smelling burps

My god your burp smells like momma Goldbergs delicatessen. I think I'm gonna barf. Deli belch is a smelly nasty burp associated with deli food but also food from new Delhi

by azzmaster September 21, 2016

Deli Bitch

A girl that slices your meat, sends a picture of her meat.

Hey Marie will you be my deli bitch for the day?

by Vicious slickness January 02, 2019

The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.

Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..

by Shmeat Your Maker April 09, 2018

Stinky Deli

Any small run-down delicatessen, with poor quality food and often operated by people with questionable hygiene.

I stopped going to the stinky deli next door after the health inspector gave them their third violation. That place is a real DUMP.

by Logic316usa October 05, 2009