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gentleman deposit

The act of discarding personal effects after a night of drinking. Example: emptying your pockets in a rememberable place of contents such as: wallet, cellular telephone, house keys, wrist-watch & I.D.
A gentleman deposit is emptying your pockets in a rememberable place of contents such as: wallet, cellular telephone, house keys, wrist-watch & I.D.
by Adam Bankovap June 21, 2007
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Fist Deposit

Ejaculate produced while banking electronically.
I just made my fist deposit into my virtual wallet and I think a came a little.
by Milkacows_Mom August 26, 2009
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Impulse Deposit

The sudden feeling of pressure to deposit money back into your bank account when buying something that costs a large sum of money, otherwise known as an Impulse Buy. Can occur to many people, yet many times by college students on a restricted budget.
Wal-Mart Cashier: That'll be 42$!
Me: Gosh, that's a lot! All I have are some simple groceries. Not enough in my pocket to give you so I'll have to use my card.
*Swipe Card and transact money*
-->After finished paying, goes to SunTrust inside Wal-Mart<--
Teller: Can I help you?
Me: Yes, I just spent 42$ of my money to buy groceries, and many of those things were impulsive buys so I'm going to make an "Impulse Deposit"!
by Matt - UCF Knight '12 September 9, 2010
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Generational Deposit

male genitalia - external male sex organs.
A: "If you bully me I will kick you where it hurts most."
B: "My bank accounts?"
A: "No, your generational deposit."
by IvanaBribe December 3, 2010
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Safety Deposit Box

The art of fucking a girl in the ass and then shitting in the gaping hole.
she wanted something special for her birthday, so i gave her a safety deposit box.
by Andy Dufraine May 16, 2011
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Dook deposit

To take a crap. Going to the bathroom to take a dump. Taking a shit.
I'll be right back. I have to make a dook deposit.

I was in the bathroom for a while. I had to make a dook deposit.
by johnnydook19 June 10, 2011
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Houston Deposit

The charitable donation of some brown steaming goodness to the city of Houston's drinking water.

A popular term among the FC Dallas supporters group, the Dallas Beer Guardians, at the expense of the halfwits who had to steal the San Jose Earthquakes just to find 11 morons with no better option than to play in the humid smoggy carbuncle. The phrase stems from the fact that the majority of Houston's water supply comes in the form of reused wastewater from the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. Residents of Inbredia have, as Texas State University professor Andy Sansom says, “been drinking Dallas’ crap for decades.”
"I'll be back in five, I need to go make a Houston Deposit."
by Blue Army December 4, 2014
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