david is the worst person you could ever meet. 1 centimeter dick , ugly ass face and is a fat goliath.
hes a fat bald crumpled dickhole, hes a genuine fucking ape. I’m tired of his shit!!! I’m ripping out his fucking grandmas pubes bitch!! him and his fucking O’rileys auto parts hair cut! he got that shit and a fucking Apple bees headass built bastard, twat. he built like fucking Humpty Dumpty with his ugly deepfried looking ass. his ass was made in a qualdron by a dyislexic whitch that were raised by fucking cave men!!!! degenerate, he looks like the type of guy to ask for a burger at a lemonade stand!!!!!!!!!!
hes a fat bald crumpled dickhole, hes a genuine fucking ape. I’m tired of his shit!!! I’m ripping out his fucking grandmas pubes bitch!! him and his fucking O’rileys auto parts hair cut! he got that shit and a fucking Apple bees headass built bastard, twat. he built like fucking Humpty Dumpty with his ugly deepfried looking ass. his ass was made in a qualdron by a dyislexic whitch that were raised by fucking cave men!!!! degenerate, he looks like the type of guy to ask for a burger at a lemonade stand!!!!!!!!!!
by Julialovesaboogie April 23, 2022
Get the davidmug. A David is a person of low intellect only slightly more intelligent than a brun. David is derived from the mediaeval word day-div. It was used to describe the dumbasses in mediaeval England as they were only permitted out by day. there's a Welsh pronunciation of the word which is pronounced Daffyd. David's believe that alcohol can cure all ailments known to man and some unknown ones. Their favourite food is Turkey dripping which is made buy distilling sweat from Bernard Matthews asscrack. if you come across a David on a extremely hot day it is wise to keep your distance as they are known to spontaneously combust as they are 99.9% alcohol .1% potash
by Catweazle 0.1 May 15, 2019
Get the Davidmug. David’s are allergic to Doritos. Nobody knows why. David’s are cool. But then again they can’t eat Doritos because their tastebuds are unique. David’s, whatcha gonna do?
by bubblesandmeerkats May 26, 2018
Get the Davidmug. David is the cutest boy you will meet. He is loyal, funny, goofy, and they are usually kinda freaky. They are sweet and caring but only when they want to be and can be a pain in the ass but they can always make you laugh. Davids are unique in many ways and nobody could replace them. They are always being funny and always will make you laugh when your sad. They love their friends and family to death and are overprotective.
by Lies are bad December 1, 2019
Get the Davidmug. David is an amazing guy with a great smile. He is so funny and sweet. He is not afraid to have fun and can always make you laugh. He is loyal. The best boyfriend ever. David is someone who will never let you down. He is special and deserves the world.
by 893728191013141 April 30, 2020
Get the Davidmug. (n) a sweet guy who is a badass at everything from swimming to videogames to hugging. he has the best eyes, and has a kinda dirty mind. he is a great friend, and a cool rolemodel. he is a light in a dark place.
by missy15yo December 30, 2010
Get the Davidmug.