Dangling Keys

1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound

2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one

I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter

by ShamwowMcHamstring December 13, 2014

Danishing

The act of switching to the Danish language while in the middle of a conversation with English or other foreign language speakers.

Mareen: So I was doing the whole drama thing when suddenly my teacher came in and-
Rose: Oh my god, Dagmar, kan du huske dengang vi tog fusen på vores lærer?
Mareen: Stop Danishing on me I don't understand!

by India Kirkland June 20, 2014

danielitosis

A disorder where you don't pass the ball, give long balls into the stars & drop of out of school and become Danny turner on full house

Bruh are you retarder or do you have danielitosis?

by Damndanielitosis June 6, 2016

dankening

In the process of becoming "dank" or "danker." Similar to stock market rising or sinking.

Wow, after the election the memes seem to be dankening.

by Sherman Wolf November 12, 2016

danceing fingers

Putting your fingers into someone or somethings ass hole and curffulfleing it violently 🤯

Damn my danceing fingers made her shit her pants

by BJ bjBj February 4, 2018

Dangling labia penis

When a girl looks like she has a penis

Dude did you see her dangling labia penis it was awesome

by Daddy1234466 August 3, 2019

danglingdickejaculatophobia

When a female friend shows you Yaoi online and you see gay ads of 2 men having reproductive activity of one dick in the ass and the other is dangling but it still ejaculates. You scream when you see it.

1:*screaming*
2:Why are you screaming
2:*sees gay ads*
2:I see, you have Danglingdickejaculatophobia.

by MikuBestGirl June 21, 2020