Douche Bag 

A douche bag is used as a form of slang meaning "idiot". A Douche bag can also be used as a bag in which dirty sanitary towels are kept.

"ANDREW SWIFT you are oficially a douche bag as you never emptied your mum's douche bag"

Douche Bag by acheeseface January 7, 2009

douche bag 

word used to describe your white, suburban friend who uses "hip-hop" terms to describe mundane things. Also, anyone who looks like those asian people on the spring commercial.

"Yo man, Bright Eyes is DA-BOMB!"
"dude, you're such a douche bag"

douche bag by fucanyon October 10, 2005

douche bag 

(noun)= typically a young white male between the age of 16-24 who wears higher end polo shirts with the collars turned up (sometimes in pink or light blue), sneakers without socks, have a Japanese tattoo of some sort or other (usually on their bicep), wear their hair gelled up and spiked, and generally have no sense of being unique. They typically listen to loud techno music and wear copius amounts of cologne.

"Mark and his friends are all douche bags. All of them had the same spikey gelled up hair. Did you see the way they were dressed? Like they all stepped out of a reject American Eagle ad."

douche bag by felixoftruth March 13, 2007

douche bag 

Simply stated: you are a douche bag. A douche bag is any person who feels it's necessary to impress someone else. Sometimes referred to as a fuck-off, or cock-smoke. Also, quite condescending and conceited; not unlike a tool-shed.

Oh, I see that you're wearing a white polo shirt, flower swim trunks, penney loafers, and sunglasses with a strap. You're a "douche bag" and you should probably end yourself with a revolver, douche bag.

douche bag by joe don November 15, 2003

douche bag 

a certian individual that lacks key social skills and at times can sound mentally retarted. ussually finds his/her jokes much funnier then anybody else and will laugh loudly at them. has a false sense of himself/herself and will often think they were once much cooler then there are now. not very good at anything but still finds a way to enjoy himself/herself. similiar to a douche, loser, bitch.

did you see what john did today?!
yea, hes just a douche bag.

douche bag by fjkajfkajfkkjafd April 5, 2007

Douche Bag 

Douche Bag....

1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.

2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment

1) George W. Bush

2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline

George W. Bush Kevin "The Fag", Federline Douche Bag

Douche Bag by Jesus Christ!! Fuck Nutz!! June 6, 2009

douche bag 

George W. Bush

Donald Rumsfeld

"What a couple of fucking douche bags"

douche bag by Big City February 6, 2008