Does the carpet match the drapes

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH

by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010

choder doder

One who plays with their chode in the style of a propeller.

I heard that guy is a choder doder.

by Perfectsin March 3, 2009

Does This Smell Like Chloroform

The method of getting laid with the highest success rate.

Jack: "Hey Dorothy, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Dorothy: "Hmm let's see..." *smells, faints*
Jack: "Great Success!" *unzips pants*

by Darthvinder February 16, 2009

dodecasaster

A horrible occurance, 6 times the magnitude of a disaster. Di being the prefix for 2, dodeca the prefix for 12. Used in instances of extreme misfortune.

Coming home I was met with a dodecasaster of hobos mauling me with their shopping carts.

by Monican and Alan Lewis August 22, 2004

does not spark joy

A phrase for expressing dissatisfaction with or contempt for literally anything in a manner and style consistent with Marie Kondo.

Dude, where did you get this whiskey? It does not spark joy. I can feel my gastric lining deteriorating.

by AdenosinePush March 28, 2019

doesfetted

A word that can be used in any situation. It can mean what you want it to mean. Also mainly we use it as retarded, but it’s ok.

Mia and Aleena: “Jayson you’re so fucking doesfetted”

Jayson: “ How the fuck am I doesfetted

Mia: “Jayson why are you doing that. That’s fucking doesfetted.”
Jayson: “Stfu”

Aleena: “Jayson you’re a doesfetted person.”
Jayson: “You’re doesfetted.”

by m.649.slvmpd October 18, 2019

Dodelin

Being the one guy at the gangbang that gets the girl pregnant.

Now he got child support payments. What a dodelin!!

by I am the Guyver December 26, 2021