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DEADBEAT BABY DAD

Brian Anthony Battle from east Baltimore.
My deadbeat baby dad is consistent at being inconsistent unless he wants sex.
by Buttanutt April 23, 2020
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National Deadbeat Dad Day

On August 4, this is the day that we all press F for respects to the deadbeat dads that were never there for us.
“Today is National Deadbeat Dad Day, a day of remembrance for all the fallen fathers that failed to return home from the ‘getting some milk’ battle.”
by Iced milk August 3, 2019
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The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost

The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.
"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the

name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)
by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019
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The Deadbeat Conga

The position assumed by a penniless boyfriend when standing at a till behind his girlfriend who is once again paying for the waste of space loser.
Look over there at the counter,it’s Billy Bob doing the deadbeat conga with his new girl

It’s the only dance move he’s got
by Sir Paddy Pantsdown July 12, 2019
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Deadbeat mom

A woman who gives birth to one or multiple babies without ever providing care in any capacity to them. These women will usually blame their surround family or partners for their parental shortcomings, but simply have no interest in being a mother. Deadbeat moms tend to pretend publicly that they love their children, but give little to no actual evidence of this being true. Popularized by the F-tier New England DJ by the stage name of, “Ari Kari,” AKA, Patricia Ann Mullen. “Ari” is famously the worst deadbeat mom in the history of New England. She exhibits many characteristics of the true deadbeat such as: being an animal “mom,” having tattoos of children she has nothing to do with, not providing any financial child support for her children, and pretending to care about them on social media platforms, such as Facebook.
Wow, I can’t believe she hasn’t seen her kids in almost 7 years, what a deadbeat mom!
by Jrjrjr2294658391046482 October 15, 2025
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Deadbeat

WHY IS MY DAD A DEADBEAT
by DuckMan004 December 20, 2019
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Deadbeat

When your ex takes your tax return you didn’t deserve because he/she the other person stayed at home while the other partner worked.
My ex is such a deadbeat. That’s my tax return and he/she knows it.
by Thebigboss1998 March 18, 2021
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