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crimson shower

when your girlfriend lets you fuck her without a condom because she's on her period, but you have to do it in the shower.
by mitotajc July 16, 2009
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The Crimson Flow

"Did you notice Amanda was being noticeably bitchy today?"
"Yeah, I did, but it's because she's on her flow. The crimson flow, if you know what I mean."
"That explains it. Damn those weeks of bloody egg discharge."
by Richard Flavor September 22, 2013
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Crimson Handshake

When a girl who is menstruating uses her period blood as lubricant for a hand job.
She didn't have any Astro-glide, so I had to ask her for a Crimson Handshake.
by onejackofff July 24, 2007
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Crimson Grin

The act of putting a piece of broken glass or sometimes a razor blade inside someone's mouth, then punching them in the jaw to shred the inside of their mouths. Usually used as a torture method.
Erik caught his girlfriend cheating so he gave both her and the guy a crimson grin
by Gz-TeRRoR November 27, 2010
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crimson shocker

A Shocker that can only be performed once a month...

Also a very good wand in World of Warcraft.
Captain Orgasmo gave the crimson shocker to Miss Menstrual and she loved it!
by Ocktavius April 19, 2006
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crimson

A stupid name made up for guy with 'Crimson' hat
Guy #1-Man look at that guy with the stupid 'crimson' hat!
Guy #2-Man lets call him 'Crimson' until he gets a new hat
by G-Money September 13, 2003
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crimson

A stupid title given to the person who wore a Crimson hat
Guy #1- Hay his hat says 'Crimson' lets call him that untill he cets a new hat!
Guy #2- Thats hilarious...I'm down
by ?? September 14, 2003
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