Cosmic Void

This is a state of adolescent existential angst. A feeling of the universe's perverse indifference to the humanity as well lamenting that it can't get better than this. Possibly, this is a chronic state of anyone who majors in the humanities.

If you never leave the cosmic void, it may be time for Prozac.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

Cosmic Rainbow

The resulting act of ejaculating into a woman’s vagina while she is on period

“Dude she was on her period so it ended in a cosmic rainbow”

by SamFlynn2010 July 19, 2018

cosmic tuba

when a tuba is launched into outer space

"hey look! its a COSMIC TUBA!"

by nickgurr507 April 26, 2019

Cosmic Katana

Epic Gamer

omg he is such a Cosmic Katana

by Cosmic Katana July 13, 2021

cosmic custodian

One who sees life through a lens of universal loving kindness....and whose work is to make this love visible.

As she approached life through a lens of universal loving kindness, he truly saw her as a cosmic custodian...

by Sonder Life September 15, 2019

Cosmic Olympism

A new age Hellenic polytheistic religion / philosophy where the Greek / Roman gods come from The Cosmos-not Earth, where logic / open-mindedness is an utmost important virtue and where a main point in life is to inspire humanity to clock The Kardashev Scale (to become closer to the gods).

In Cosmic Olympism, the gods created The Universe and Gaia gave birth to The Earth, (thereupon a part of her became it).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis March 29, 2023

cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions

Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.

by Chrispitters August 6, 2018