Corvette

The last true American muscle car that isn't an embarrassment to American muscle (see: Ford Mustang, challenger/charger, and/or heavy loud piece of shit. The corvette will effortlessly eat a import, or any mustang, in one bite; then shit it out, then wipe it's ass with any dodge sports car. If you know anything about chevy corvette, you obviously know that imports are expensive jokes, and fords are 2 ton tanks that are built to look good, go in a straight line(doing so much slower than vettes), but most of all, they were put on this earth to simply give the corvette another car to embarrass. Some mustang drivers will say that they can get their car to be as fast as a Z06 corvette... As suprizing as it may be, this is possible. It is possible to take the fastest mustang made, put everything you can under the hood, spend twice as much as you bought the piece of shit for, then keep racking up the bill in maintaining the money trap, then after ALLLLLLLLL that, it might be close to as fast as a stock Z06 C6 that you could have just bought for a fraction of the price in the first place. no matter what they say, they can't argue with facts. And the facts are obvious; ford will never truly beat the vette, and imports.... Ha. Let's just say imports and fords both have no place fuckin with the big boys. They should stay down on the level in which they belong; always and forever BELOW corvette.

Mustang driver: "hey do u think we should race that corvette?"

Mustang passenger: "no dude wtf your stupid there are people around!"
Mustang driver:" so? Nobody will call the cops"

Mustang passenger: " no shit, it will just be embarrassing! It's a vette dude are u fucking stupid? U should kill yourself"

Corvette driver: "poor kids"

Mustang driver: "dude let's race this vette!!!"
Corvette driver: "I wonder why these kids in that POS mustang are reving their engine, I don't think they give licenses to retarded people, so surely they wouldn't want to race me"

Mustang passenger: "yeah dude floor it, he want to race!!"

Mustang driver: " it's floored! Shit he might beat us! "

Corvette driver: " wow I think they are retarded, they are trying to race me. Maybe I should shift out of second gear, looks like their car might be able to hit 80"

Mustang driver: " dude, where the fuck did that vette go?"

Corvette driver: " hmmm I don't see them anywhere on the freeway behind me, their POS must have finally broke down... Smh. Fucking fords. "

by FuckFordGetVette October 13, 2011

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z06 corvette

a nice car made by chevy. it is easily affordable.
it is also a MUSCLE car not sports car.

You: yo lets race
Me: my z06 corvette will dust your civic or lancer

by Corvette owner yes i am January 20, 2009

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A blow job that is very fast and deep to make the penis pulsate and orgasm within minutes

Corvette: a blow job where the girl hums while giving it to you only as fast as her head can bob and as deep as she can take it in her throat

by The original Chillaxin July 19, 2009

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Corvette

The most overrated vehicular disaster known to man. Comes with a piece of crap LS series engine, and the body style of a demented fish. Usually comes with an "All bite, no bark" pilot. This atrocity is usually labeled, "The Wallet Empty-er", or "The Burden". But last of all, any Japanese car can and will womp on this toy.

Civic owner: "nice corvette ya got there. It would be a shame if someone... dragged it..."
Corvette owner: "The only thing you'll be dragging is your toy car home. You only have 200 horsepower! Get that lawnmower out of here, fag."
10 seconds later...
Corvette owner: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Civic owner: " And your corvette has 638 horsepower! Go home Bill, you're drunk. Hillbilly."

by Cletus McFarland December 25, 2016