Cooper

1. A name used to socially victimise another who is guilty of being a social retard.
2. Someone who doesn't understand the difference between a joke and an insult

Your just the biggest cooper I know

by dawgsssss May 23, 2011

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Cooper

A dumbass person that likes to suck dick and has a small penis.

That guys name is cooper

by FleCopAsh January 4, 2017

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Cooper

Someone who pretends to have standards yet will touch anything that moves

Friend: You know that ugly girl from last night?
Friend2: Yeah, why?
Friend: I fingered her!
Friend2: Dude you're such a cooper!

by Meffboi September 24, 2011

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Coopered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of experiencing age regressive fantasies in reality.

Person A: "Man, last night was so fun! I got everyone at the bar to play hide and go seek with me."

Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."

by RustMcGust April 12, 2013

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cooper is the best guy you’ll ever find. he knows how to light up your day. he helps anyone that needs it and is always there for you. if you date a cooper, you’ll always miss him and his smile, his laugh and his kindness. man, everyone wants to date a cooper.

cooper is great.

by thikki nikki June 24, 2018

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