Tazmanian Cluster Fuck

When something is fucked up all to be damn.

That meeting yesterday was nothing but a Tazmanian Cluster Fuck.

by cattle55 April 8, 2003

mongolian cluster fuck

when a group of mongolians rape you and knock over your shity wall

last week i got a mongolian cluster fuck

by sloppy the sapien johnson2 July 13, 2010

A Cluster Fuck

being fucked over more than once

"hey bobby" said dave, did you hear what happened to eric. "Yea, not only did he get fucked by his wife, but he also lost his job. Man what a Cluster Fuck"

by David Butenko September 3, 2006

triple mongolian cluster fuck

like rolling cluster fuck but more aptly used to describe a situation that is *really* messed up.

Oh man, you don't want to get involved in that, that's seriously a triple mongolian clusterfuck.

by dr_spanklebums May 4, 2004

Cluster of Fuck

Word used in clint eastwood films. It is used to exaggerate the word fuck rather than calling him a fuck or fuck head it is made funny by making it a cluster of fuck.

Hey Fat Boy get up off the ground and do something you cluster of fuck (normally said by gym teachers)

by Shaggy February 22, 2005

cluster waiting to fuck

A large or obviously sham filled situation that is doomed to failure, but much like the lemmings you can do nothing to stop it. Just hope when you encounter it in the wild that you are a voyeur and not a participant.

Johnny could obviously tell that the lemmings' summer retreat seminar and the Acapulco cliff diving competition was a cluster waiting to fuck and luckily he brought lube and a tripod.

by Stimmy & The Riffler October 8, 2008

Cluster-fucked

When you go to Miami University (of Ohio not Florida you fucktards) as an honors student, you sign up for a cluster of 2-3 classes in a topic you kinda choose (you make a list of preferences of clusters over the summer and most likely you won't get the one you want and get a crappy one you don't like and half of the original clusters you choose from get ELIMINATED!), then you are cluster-fucked.

Or when your cluster forces you to take a certain route in your academic career to avoid wasting class space in later semesters (even if you end up not liking the cluster classes or topics you are in) you have been CLUSTER-FUCKED.

You're a Math major in a seminar for chemistry majors? Wow, you got cluster-fucked!

I wanted to take physics classes for my major, but because I was cluster-fucked I have to take chemistry classes instead.

I signed up for one cluster, but I got cluster-fucked into another one I don't like.

Miami is cluster-fucking me.

by PRAOCH October 13, 2009