The Charizard Paradox

The Charizard Paradox is a phenomenon in Pokémon and similar franchises where a character has a limited number of “types” it can have and is forced to exclude certain important aspects from its typing in order for equally important aspects to be included in its typing.

This phenomenon was originally named by Pokemon YouTuber MandJtv in his video titled The Charizard Paradox.

Guy 1: wait this thing isn’t evil type? But it’s super evil. That’s like it’s whole thing.

Guy 2: well it’s also a ghost plant thing. It’s ghost plant type.

Guy 1: but it being evil is like equally important as it being a ghost.

Guy 2: it’s also equally important that it’s a plant.

Guy 1: damnit it’s The Charizard Paradox.

by Remus Marianne March 16, 2024

Flaming charizard

A flaming charizard is when you light your arse pubes on fire and then extinguish said flame with a friends sperm.

Me: can you give me a flaming charizard I'm feeling freaky
Friend: yes let me grab a lighter and some adult videos...

by Micah Nezzle January 14, 2025

The charizard v2

A level 5 sex move, this move requires the partners full consent and cooperation in this action. you first must prepare a non flammable area to do the dead, as well as axe body spray, a lighter, a glove/mitten, and a partner with long hair. This sex move starts in doggy, but when nearing the climax, using the lighter and axe body spray, light your partners hair on fire and grab it with your chosen mitten hand. As you nut in your partner, you yell “charizard i chose you!”

Rick: yo i fucking pulled the charizard v2 that bitch last night
Jack: no way dude howd you get her to consent?
Rick: she was a prostitute, i payed her 20 bucks extra.

by ShadowTiara August 13, 2025

Rainbow Charizard

Something so rare it needs to be considered at a higher price..
For example a down syndrome chinaman or a black guy with a tiny dick.

Wing Chung Ho was a rainbow charizard, his X and his Y didn't quite add up.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!

by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020

french angry charizarding

A mix of the angry dragon, charizarding, and the french microphone (or angry charizarding and the french microphone)

When you give a bitch an angry charizard and then she gives the person behind her a french microphone

"I gave my bitch an french angry charizard yesterday"
"what the fuck is french angry charizarding"
"look it up on urban dictionary and while you're at it follow flippin_farts on tiktok"
"im gonna guve my bitch a french angry charizard!"

by flippin_farts February 24, 2024

milo "munto" charizarding

someone who hates BBL Drizzy

Person 1 (to BBL Drizzy) : Man you ugly I really don't like you

BBL Drizzy : Hey man don't be such a milo "munto" charizarding

by William Kaley's #1 Hater May 8, 2024