Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?
Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?
Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!
Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*
Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?
Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!
Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*
by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011
Get the Caterpillar Squeeze mug.The act of cocooning the day before a big social event so that you’re capable of unleashing the full extent of your social butterfly
P1: today has been a bit quiet
P2: that’s needed sometimes. Will mean you have the energy to be a social butterfly tomorrow. You’ve been Caterpillaring.
P2: that’s needed sometimes. Will mean you have the energy to be a social butterfly tomorrow. You’ve been Caterpillaring.
by goatymcgoatface December 26, 2023
Get the Caterpillaring mug.When two men get together and one shits in the others mouth, While the man has shit in his mouth the other
fucks his shit filled mouth.
fucks his shit filled mouth.
by Hesh69CSgod January 12, 2021
Get the The Fuzzy Brown Caterpillar mug."Ugh she's been caterpilliaring me all day."
"Do you think he's asleep, he's left me on a caterpillar?"
Caterpillaring: Defined as taking a while to reply and you can see them typing.
"Do you think he's asleep, he's left me on a caterpillar?"
Caterpillaring: Defined as taking a while to reply and you can see them typing.
by TheLongLongStaircase April 19, 2021
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its me,im a caterpillar
by mikan synpath <3 November 8, 2022
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I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
by Average nonbinarian November 8, 2022
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