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Croissant

Noun: A (Bio/Cis) Woman that has particularly delusional standards for relationship partner and is high maintenance.
Hoeflation is so high all I can find are Croissants
by Night-stix December 3, 2023
mugGet the Croissantmug.

Croissant Fever

When your homeboy will settle at nothing until he gets a croissant.
Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant
by SchemeCap January 10, 2018
mugGet the Croissant Fevermug.

Alien Croissant

To anally probe someone with a croissant.
Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks
by RealEinstien January 31, 2024
mugGet the Alien Croissantmug.

nigga dick croissant

A nigga dick being twisted and contorted to the point where it looks like a croissant

Can also be used as an exclamation
Did you see Johnny? He’s in the hospital for nigga dick croissant
by bbbunz November 3, 2023
mugGet the nigga dick croissantmug.

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