Super Cousin

When you are first cousins with somebody on both sides of the family and there SHOULDN'T be and incest involved but you aren't 100% sure. You are twice as related to them than an average cousin.

Lucas is my Super Cousin because his dad and my dad are brothers and his mom and my mom are sisters. I'm pretty sure nobody fucked their own sibling.

by supercousin July 20, 2019

Cousin Willie

A name for a pervert or pedophile, usually an old man.

"Oh my god Cousin Willie is staring at me guys"
Pervert: pedo perv paedo

by ThundieProxy September 12, 2015

Jacked Cousin

A term usually associated with a relative. Derived from the the Greek word "Dude." This is a term that often angers people with curly hair and cranes. In fact, one could be so inclined to go tell his dad, the principle and the football coach on whoever said it.

I have a jacked cousin!
Mr Osuch! He said "Dude my cousin's jacked!"

by Matt Christoff June 3, 2018

cum cousins

Two girls who have sucked the same guys dick.

Sadie: i sucked Matt’s dick yesterday
Margaret: omg i sucked his dick last week!
Sadie: Yay we’re cum cousins now!

by Sadie and Margaret December 27, 2017

the stranger's cousin

Similar to the stranger, (see definition of the stranger) but one sits on his non-dominate hand before jerking off with it, thus creating another layer of separation between the wanker and wankee, in one's imagination.

I was starting to get wise to the stranger, so I did the stranger's cousin

by Lewispewis December 9, 2017

birthday cousins

When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.

Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!

by Hal 10000 March 5, 2015

identical cousins

Two people who act like enemies and say they're nothing alike, while in reality are best friends and practically the same person.

"Oh my god, can you believe that Lenny and Ruth haven't killed each other yet? They must really hate each other!"

"Dude, are you dense? They're identical cousins....they get together on Saturday nights and sew every week. They're basically best friends."

by george.wa October 14, 2014