Cokepium

Copium but you drink coca-cola as your way to deal with your problem, drinking unhealthy amount of coca-cola as a coping mechanism

G1: Bro, you got so many problems but you deal with them easily. What the fuck is your coping mechanism?
G2: I am Certified Cokepium tard

G1 : The fuck is that shit?
G2 : It's when you encounter hard ships in life, you drink a shit ton amount of coke as a coping mechanism

G1: Mf a fukin retard

by CokepiumTard June 21, 2023

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cateporter

Adjective / noun / verb :: an actual ‘cautionary tale’ referring to the saddest version of vile, hot, steaming, liquified human garbage. Not to be confused with any other rotting flesh-like pile. Beyond repulsive, beyond re’pug’nant — and when I refer to PUG… there’s a story there.

Holy fuck balls… you really pulled a #cateporter out yo mothah fuckin’ ass nugget this time … lawyer up buttercup cuz there’s no way no one noticed.

by Truthspeeker@yomommahouse July 21, 2024

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COTPOP

An acronym that stands for a :
Condom On The Penis Of Progress

Which is basically used to describe anyone useless or incompetent that hinders progress. The best thing is that they are too stupid to realize the meaning and ridicule, taking the nickname as a form of recognition and assuming it is a wee pet name or something.

In the workplace: "oi, COTPOP....how are you getting on over there"?

COTPOP: "Aw epic me old mate....just channeling the chakra" (of course pretending to work but actually doing fuck all and holding everyone up)

by Tuggersarus September 14, 2023

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