kiddie casino

An arcade with many coin pushers, spinning wheels, claw machines, cut the rope, and other ticket/prize machines but few actual games. Generally these make money off kids trying to win prizes or ticket jackpots and are massive money sinks because of this.

That's not an arcade: it's a kiddie casino.

I got roped into taking my nephew to the kiddie casino. I lost $60 but he got sparkle slime.

by Ten_Toebeans January 25, 2025

kiddie casino

An arcade with many coin pushers, spinning wheels, claw machines, cut the rope, and other ticket/prize machines but few actual games. Generally these make money off kids trying to win prizes or ticket jackpots and are massive money sinks because of this.

That's not an arcade; it's a kiddie casino.

I got roped into taking my nephew to the kiddie casino. I'm out of $60 but he got sparkle slime.

by Ten_Toebeans January 25, 2025

Ratchet Ass Casino

Term used for a gambling arcade where the machines don’t pay out often enough and the gambler plays down all their money before leaving.

“Fuckin’ ratchet ass casino! George is a fuckin’ thief man!!”

“Hey man you see Shane yesterday?”
“Yeah he was bitching about the machines and calling the place a ratchet ass casino.”

by Arab C4 May 27, 2023

Turning Stone Casino

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in a cornfield.

That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.

by Serge Ivanov December 4, 2023

Turning Stone Casino

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in the middle of a cornfield.

That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.

by Serge Ivanov December 4, 2023

tranquility base hotel and casino

the best arctic monkeys album. four out of five is the best song ever written and if you dont like this album you might just not have a high enough iq. also alex turner had a beard and omfg daddy

dumb person: tranquility base hotel and casino is the worst Arctic Monkeys album ever. It’s an unlistenable pile of shit!

smart person: have you even LISTENED to batphone??? its really good.

by thatdogisjet February 12, 2024

no crying in the casino

Born in the back alleys of crypto Telegram, this phrase became a razor-edged mantra, a warning to soft hands and a salute to those who can watch their portfolio bleed and still light another cigar. And, naturally, some degens even spun it into a meme coin, because of course they did.

*"It’s dumping, man, I can’t take it."
"Then get out. No crying in the casino."

by Kaicy August 15, 2025