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Ryder Burton

Ryder Burton is a very strange boy. All though he can mess up quite often always forgive him because he really does try his hardest. He always has this amazing smile on his face that makes you smile. Take a picture of his best moments when you get the chance. When you look back on them later it will feel amazing. He has these beautiful eyes, I don’t think I have seen any other quite as beautiful. They sparkle in the sun. Oh gosh they are beautiful. His hair is soft and he loves when you touch and play with it. It was once blond but now it’s more brown but you will love it no matter what. Make sure you play with his ears too he loves that the most. His kisses feel like they will last forever to make sure you hold tight on everyone he gives you. His hugs will make you glow inside. His hight will give you a shock. He will be very tall and that’s what makes his hugs the best. He will be the best boyfriend that you will ever meet so hold on to him just like me. He was wove you forever and always. I wish you Godspeed on your journey with a ryder Burton. Take good care of him please.
by Ilovefish November 7, 2020
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Twink Burton

An extremely thin man that has Tim Burton character likeness in both appearance and attire.
Sean fits the Twink Burton vibe.

Sarah’s totally into the Twink Burton thing.
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The Burton Coefficient

The Burton Coefficient is used to calculate the loss of control suffered by an item of compaction equipment whilst driving its steel drum up a wet ramp. It was first calculated by esteemed health and safety logorrhoea Christopher Burton on the 5th February 2020.

It is commonly quoted as 3W(Rainfall) - SD (Slope Ratio) = LC (Loss of Control)
Slippiness
I used the Burton Coefficient to design a new ramp for my lowloader
by ArthurVajazzle February 12, 2020
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Cliff Burton

The most overrated bass player of all time. He was the second bass player for garage band Metallica founded by a Danish midget and a Drunk. Cliff was basically their father and did everything to guide them as the oldest.

Cliff was the only one in the group who could write harmony and was an invaluable melodic assets on their early albums. And is known for bass solos

However, his actual bass technique is about the equivalent to that aforementioned Danish midget on drums. Extremely sloppy, missing notes and a tone that sounds like a wall of flatulence.

Whilst he was a great and legendary musician overall; compared to someone like Billy Sheehan or most other great bassists. He cannot hold a candle in raw technique as most of the time he has a wall of distortion that covers up his mistakes.
Person 1: “Did you just fart?”

Person 2: “No I’m listening to Cliff Burton’s isolated bass tracks”
by Bassboi2369420 August 6, 2023
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Brittany Nicole Burton

Beautiful soul and lost without desired purpose or destination
Brittany Nicole burton is going through a tough stage in her life.
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matthew burton

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Gramercy Burton

(Gram Burton) The name of the prettiest girl in the world, and universe. Someone who is very kind, loving, always caring, and also a genius.
Wow! look its Gramercy Burton!
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