bryan
bryan by bryan not brian May 27, 2017
Bryan
A type of wallaby that rolls around in your attic shitting everywhere. They are a huge pest, especially so when found in a barracks setting, such as a military base or police academy.
"My attic was a mess this morning! There was shit everywhere!"
"Sounds like you had a Bryan rolling around up there"
"Sounds like you had a Bryan rolling around up there"
Bryan
Bryan is the sweetest, kindest, cutest, and of course the smartest person you'll ever meet. He cares about everyone and puts himself last, he has lots of friends and grows up in an amazing loving family, he is a loving boyfriend, always compliments you. He is romantic wherever you go, no matter the circumstances, he loves discovering new things, crafting, and cooking. He was the best baby, he was... One of a kind!
Girl#1: "Your boyfriend, Bryan, is soo sweet, you are one lucky bitch!"
Girlfriend: "Thank you... Bye now!"
Girlfriend: "Thank you... Bye now!"
Bryan by Jokes142536475869708 January 13, 2019
Bryan
A male who typically is interested in guys and seems to lie a lot. He typically goes for the more femboy boys and is a data’s that loves to eat, but he’s a sensitive boy that can get his feelings hurt if you say one wrong thing.
Bryan is one of my friends
Bryan by Bruhvvvvvv May 31, 2020
Bryan
(N) A modern day Darcy. (If you don't know then you are obviously NOT A BRYAN, but wish you were.) Can pull off a shag haircut better than a '70's rock star but don't ask him to put away the dishes. He'll steam up your kitchen! WATCH OUT!
(V) To continuously run up and down the stairs when you're called into action.
(V) To continuously run up and down the stairs when you're called into action.
Bryan
Bryan by #bryan is loser May 30, 2018
bryan
hotest man ever. girls all over him. everyone calls him daddy, Huge Penis. he is always horny. beast in bed. all girls want him.
bryan by that.girl_ February 12, 2017