Bruv, you person squish

The act of flattening a person with a door.

HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish

by TensHorniness July 13, 2021

Bruv man moo init

to talk or chat to your very established bruv mans

Nah bruv man moo init little timmy

by Nikky Nakky Moo Maa Moo October 8, 2023

Mr bruv

An alpha male/ tiktok sensation who is the creator of the 2dot and often performs a 2dot swap with his PFB mrs bruv. Mr bruv always indulges into something hazy whilst playing league of legends. He also faces stiff competition for mrs bruv by another male named Adam Barre.

He is also the most feared man in Brighton as he will steal anyone’s PFB he is that much of a specimen.

Aristotle - you will achieve nothin In the world without Mr Bruv

by Adam Barre April 16, 2024

bruv

"bruv" is a term used for people named "Liam Perfs" or "BruvveIsBatman#5984" and it is very offensive and is considered a slur to them.

Ay "bruv" suck my cack..

by cheese__doodle69_420_420 April 28, 2022

Banksy Bruv

'Bansky bruv' is a term used for the anonymous graffiti artist bansky. It can also be used in roadman language

Normal: "Bansky bruv is a graffiti artist"
Roadman: "Ay we learning about Banksy bruv"

by Aquz October 5, 2021

bruv

Brother (London Slang)

shot was cold bruv

by sn: November 10, 2022

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024