The Birmingham baton

The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo

My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.

"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."

by B-ham Blow Dart January 31, 2014

Birmingham Enema

When you put an m80 firecracker in your anus and light the fuse causing your asshole to flay open like Ronnie McNutt’s cranium.

A stupid cunt broke into my house so I hogtied the fucker and gave him a Birmingham Enema.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

Birmingham

A shit hole

i dont like Birmingham

by Lil big meat November 24, 2022

The Birmingham Pancake

The Birmingham pancake is an addition to the typical English breakfast, it's performed in the same way as an Alabama pancake is usually made.

Alltho the Birmingham pancake, might be abit unorthodox, it's still made all around the world.

"Nan, I've been craving your amazing Birmingham pancakes for weeks now!"

To be honest The Birmingham Pancake can be defined as a war atrocity to not have on your menu!

by Gregor McWhipperscatter November 14, 2018

Birmingham trap

Where one provokes or lures another person into a dark alleyway, whereupon the provoked is beaten up by friends of the provoker.

Damn, Ollie got birmingham trapped by the local grannies last Thursday!

by llemar123 October 19, 2017

Birmingham Block Party

When an Alabaman family occasion turns into an orgy.

Aunt Mable was about 4 glasses of wine into thanksgiving dinner when she took her shirt off and started a Birmingham Block Party. I don’t want to think about stuffed turkey ever again.

by Rob0tSmasher July 8, 2024