bellend

literally means the end of a cock.

general fucking idiot. nobody likes a bellend.

self obsessed twat that usually smellf

‘how’s your brother?’
‘oh, he’s being a fucking bellend.’

by fucking slag September 29, 2022

Bellend

Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.

Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.

by noshush January 27, 2023

Bellendest

The most bellend of all. Someone who so much of a bellend that Is beyond the being a bellend.

Look at that lad he thinks he's a geezer but he's just the bellendest.

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellendest

The most bellend of all. Someone who so much of a bellend that is beyond the being a bellend.

Look at that lad he's thinks he's a geezer but he's just the bellendest in here!!

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellender

Someone who's more than just a bellend, but isn't quite the bellendest out there - is technically a bellender

- Man you're such a bellend!
- well if am bellend means you're basically the bellender in here!

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

bellend fireball

1. When passing kidney Stones while having an STI

2. A not so good plumbing apprentice

You weren't at the pub Friday? I had a bad case of the Bellend fireballs again....

Gee that apprentice of yours is a real bellend fireball mate...

by Spindle.com August 30, 2024

bellend

British insult

You're (you the reader right now) a bellend

by knobhead123456 February 11, 2024