Baseball

A true mans game! The most complex sports there is involving physics and strength to play! Involving hitting fielding and throwing to play. Ps.. Best sport ever

Rest in torture baseball haters

by Mike from bf August 18, 2013

Baseball

An American variation on the English girls' sport of rounders. Baseball lowers the skill factor considerably by using a bat almost twice the size of a rounders bat thus making striking the thrown ball much easier.

Interestingly, the sport has a 'world series' in which only one nation competes. Some cynics suggest this reflects the host nation's global awareness.

Chap number one: What-ho, Jeremy! The Yanks are playing rounders!
Chap number two: Goodness, no, Cedric, that is one of their sports, they call it baseball - look, no gals and the equipment makes it easier.
Chap number one: Bless their cotton socks.

by The Archdruid of Mercia May 20, 2009

baseball

a game for the 4-20 friendly people of the world in which you must take a hit and hold the smoke in your lungs until the whole circle has had a hit.

This is a really fucked up game unless you call it because people love to stop in the middle of the game and when you begin to turn purple they'll say, "Dude, we stopped playing baseball hella days ago."

V: You leave the group, we're gonna have to do something you hate.
B: What?
V: Play baseball

(3 Bowls Later)
B: My lungs are starting to hurt, can we stop?
V: We never played baseball. You decided to stay in.

by Brittney Sade January 23, 2009

Baseball

An American ripoff of cricket.

American:Let's go play baseball!
Normal Human:Cricket is much manlier because you play for five days.

by chealseafan January 18, 2010

baseball

man throws a ball at man, man hits ball man runs around sooooooo bascilly baseball is aload of shit! like every other american sport

baseball's big finals called the world series hmmm how can it be called a world series when only one fuckin country takes part an no others will beacause its aload of crap

by AVFC January 1, 2008

baseball

A sport for guys that can't play a contact sport like football cause their pussy's.

I can run around a field yeah!! Watch me hit a ball!! I suck at baseball!!

by Boutin May 22, 2007

baseball

The act of smoking the street drug, crack, usually out of a glass pipe shaped like a bat.

He gave into the pressure and played baseball at the party.

by Andrew123 June 13, 2005