by isabella daniellllllll September 06, 2019
When you nut all over your girlfriends glasses, then take your dick and wipe it off in the motion of a windshield wiper 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
My boyfriend asked me if I wanted my glasses clean, he then asked if I wanted Bulgarian windshield wipers, not knowing what it was, I said yes! Next thing I know he blows his load all over my glasses and wipes them with his sick!
by Nut blaster February 02, 2017
when someone is sleeping and you stand over them and release a watery shit all over the sleeping individual
by fcyobo July 25, 2012
A sexual act practiced by sadists and Bri when he's drunk; proceding copulation or filatio, the male of the species first squares himself in front of the kneeling female. Then, with a thunderous war cry, he swiftly delivers a fierce kick to said female's face and teeth.
by the fabulous jizz blaster March 24, 2005
A game in which whenever it's name, "Bulgarian Ultra Cricket" is said, everyone who knows about it must punch the person closest to them, then quickly get away and say "I'm sorry!" before the person can hit them back.
The person who says the name can not punch, or be punched, by anyone else.
The person who says the name can not punch, or be punched, by anyone else.
Gary: Bulgarian Ultra Cricket
Tori: *punches nearest person* "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Bulgarian Ultra Cricket Sorry punch game apologize run
Tori: *punches nearest person* "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Bulgarian Ultra Cricket Sorry punch game apologize run
by Tetheas September 08, 2010
Similar to the blow job, the Bulgarian Chunk Job involves a girl giving oral sex but with a surprise ending. There are variations on the details but the punch line is she vomits the semen back up on your dick. This is not to say she spits it out, she must actually throw up. This can be initiated by poking her tonsil with your dick or having really really nasty semen etc. This is not made up. I know someone who had this happen to him.
by Elihasabigcock August 23, 2009
A sexual act involving 2 partners, one partner starts plowing the other upside down while puking and shitting in a bottle, said partner will pull out and cum and piss in the bottle shaking it up. The second partner eats the concoction while wearing the head of a coyote
by Goosetweezers August 28, 2018