Mountain Biscuits

Any hunt-animal's testicles. Such as: Deer, Elk, Moose, etcetera.

Kid: Pap, I got that buck!
Grandpa: Good job, son.
Kid: Thank ya, pap, let's go get him.
Grandpa: Okay, you stay here I'll be right back.
Kid: MMMK
5 minutes later
Kid: where is he?
Grandpa: Down that hill, let's go drag him out.
Kid: Grandpa, he got antlers but no..... stuff.
Grandpa: I chopped the mountain biscuits off fer ya, didnt want to do that didya?
Kid: Ewww, no way. Thank you, grandpa.
Grandpa: Your welcome, son.

by dockoty94 June 5, 2010

Kathy Biscuits

kathy biscuits are delectable treats made by anyone named kathy. Quite favorable among weinerbutt nelsons. Some say they taste like waka flocka.

Maybe she'll bring kathy biscuits." "Those kathy biscuits gave me the skitters.

by crankdatbur December 7, 2010

sick biscuits

When something is so awesome that its level of sick cannot be contained except for within the glory of a biscuit. The ultimate user of this term can spell the word with the alternative 'bisquits.'

"Dude, that jump was sick."

"Nah. It was sick biscuits!"

by kyleawesome August 31, 2011

Dropping Biscuits

Taking multiple shits throughout the day.

Where is Carl? He’s always away from his desk. The dude is always dropping biscuits.

This new diet has me dropping biscuits.

Thanksgiving dinner is great but there will be a line for family to start dropping biscuits within the hour.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

twiggle them biscuits

When one puts both hands upon another's buttocks, grasping each butt cheek - one in each hand - rubbing them vigorously in wild motions; Most often performed by males to females. Males often squat behind the female subject to gain full presentation of the buttocks at face level, grabbing the butt cheeks from underneath, which offers a more firm grip on the female's rump.

"Girl I'm gunna twiggle them biscuits." "Twiggle them biscuits baby!!!!" Interchangeable with Twiggle your biscuits.

by BeardedRaconteur November 13, 2020

jizz biscuits

Biscuits covered with jizz.

After drinking the night before, we woke up Brianna and fed her jizz biscuits, man was she drunk.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

holy jizz biscuits

The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.

HOLY JIZZ BISCUITS BATMAN!!!!" "um... what?

by lolicakes September 30, 2010